Cat and Spam Soup.

[chibi_trillian]

Chibi's morning went as follows:

Alarm: SIX-THIRTY, BITCH, TIME TO GET UP.
Chibi: Screw you, alarm clock. You're a tool of The Man, trying to make me conform to the same circadian cycle as all your other drones. WELL IT WON'T WORK THIS TIME, MISTER, BECAUSE I'M FRE--
Vivi: SIX-THIRTY, MOM, TIME TO FEED ME.
Chibi: Coming, Vivi-chwan! ♥
Chibi: *feeds the Princess*
Meowing noises: *don't stop*
Chibi: Huh?
GREAT BIG FUCKING HUGE STRAY CAT ON PATIO: HI!
Chibi: O_o
Chibi: *feeds him too*

And then he didn't eat it. He just wanted attention. But this cat had to have been twenty pounds if he was an ounce and it was all muscle. BIG KITTEH.

I've had this horrid craving for good Smoker!fic lately. *gnaws on fandom* GIMMEH. [/subtle hinting] And I've also had the vague urge to write DBS-verse Ben and Shanks, but I'd have to get Metta-chan's permission for that one and there's a song on a CD I'm hopefully getting tomorrow that I'd like to have first. BUT BEFORE THAT, I HAVE WAY TOO MANY REQUEST FICS TO WRITE INCLUDING A BIRTHDAY FIC THAT I'M SHAMEFULLY, SEPPUKU-TEKKAI-WORTHY LATE ON. Sorry, dethorats. ;_;

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[ptps.livejournal.com]

SEPPUKU-TEKKAI WFTWFTWFT. XDDDDDD

AND ALSO THAT NEW CAT WINS A LOT AHAHHAHA XDDD

[creamy-twilight.livejournal.com]

XD Such an interesting morning and I bet that's what all alarm clocks say, even when they're waking a guy up. You never cease to amaze me with your mind.

Ohh I wish I could give to your request, but my plot-bunnies have up and left a long time ago and I've been trying to get them back, but they don't wanna come ;-;

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time, there was a man made of smoke. He has smoke up his nose and in his ears, even his blood was made of smoke! Except when he was in normal human form, which was most of the time. Then he was made of bone and flesh and blood. But when he activated his Devil Fruit power, he was made of smoke. He had smoke up his nose and in his ears, even his bloo-

Ahem.

The Smoke Man was in love with a Fire Man! The Fire Man was like the Smoke Man, except where the Smoke Man has smoke, the Fire Man had fire.

Because of this, Fangirls decided the two were made for each other, because smoke can't harm fire, and fire can't hurt smoke. Especially when the Smoke Man is putting his smoke stick in the Fire Man's fire hole! :D

Anyway. At this point the author ran out of stuff to say. She just had a few ideas about Mexicans and "Ring of fire", and thought maybe it could be turned into something useful, but I'll be damned if I can think what.

OTL

[paxnirvana.livejournal.com]

And you did the Sanji-dork-hearteyes for her too, didn't you, oh kitty-whipped (I passed on the OBVIOUS PUN THERE and AREN'T YOU GRATEFUL?!) one.

Smoker, hmm... lemme see...

[dethorats]

Please woman, do not rush or stress yourself. After all, I have not yet finished the Chopper sing along request from what? A month ago? Seriously, write what strikes you. No worries.

And if you write Ben and Shanks fic I will wallow at your feet and swear undying loyalty to you. Because there's never enough for me.