Cat and Spam Soup.

[chibi_trillian]

Chibi's morning went as follows:

Alarm: SIX-THIRTY, BITCH, TIME TO GET UP.
Chibi: Screw you, alarm clock. You're a tool of The Man, trying to make me conform to the same circadian cycle as all your other drones. WELL IT WON'T WORK THIS TIME, MISTER, BECAUSE I'M FRE--
Vivi: SIX-THIRTY, MOM, TIME TO FEED ME.
Chibi: Coming, Vivi-chwan! ♥
Chibi: *feeds the Princess*
Meowing noises: *don't stop*
Chibi: Huh?
GREAT BIG FUCKING HUGE STRAY CAT ON PATIO: HI!
Chibi: O_o
Chibi: *feeds him too*

And then he didn't eat it. He just wanted attention. But this cat had to have been twenty pounds if he was an ounce and it was all muscle. BIG KITTEH.

I've had this horrid craving for good Smoker!fic lately. *gnaws on fandom* GIMMEH. [/subtle hinting] And I've also had the vague urge to write DBS-verse Ben and Shanks, but I'd have to get Metta-chan's permission for that one and there's a song on a CD I'm hopefully getting tomorrow that I'd like to have first. BUT BEFORE THAT, I HAVE WAY TOO MANY REQUEST FICS TO WRITE INCLUDING A BIRTHDAY FIC THAT I'M SHAMEFULLY, SEPPUKU-TEKKAI-WORTHY LATE ON. Sorry, dethorats. ;_;

Comments

[ptps.livejournal.com]

SEPPUKU-TEKKAI WFTWFTWFT. XDDDDDD

AND ALSO THAT NEW CAT WINS A LOT AHAHHAHA XDDD

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

STFU, YOUR AWESOME FIC AND ART OF AWESOMENESS IS THREATENING TO TAKE THE "TEKKAI" PART OUT OF THAT. IS MY MOTHER IN Arizona HEAVEN KEEPING ME FROM DYING? XD

YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM. I think this cat could eat small dogs whole. And his mouth was HUGE and he didn't so much meow as . Big fucking cat! Friendly, though, did the little happy-kitty-butt-dance and everything when I talked to him. XD

[paxnirvana.livejournal.com]

Big cat? Pffft! I must get you pictures of my friend's cat. 27 lb Maine Coon. Actually... he's not a cat, he's an ottoman. =^_^=

[creamy-twilight.livejournal.com]

XD Such an interesting morning and I bet that's what all alarm clocks say, even when they're waking a guy up. You never cease to amaze me with your mind.

Ohh I wish I could give to your request, but my plot-bunnies have up and left a long time ago and I've been trying to get them back, but they don't wanna come ;-;

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

I never cease to amaze me with my utter lack of a mind. XD

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time, there was a man made of smoke. He has smoke up his nose and in his ears, even his blood was made of smoke! Except when he was in normal human form, which was most of the time. Then he was made of bone and flesh and blood. But when he activated his Devil Fruit power, he was made of smoke. He had smoke up his nose and in his ears, even his bloo-

Ahem.

The Smoke Man was in love with a Fire Man! The Fire Man was like the Smoke Man, except where the Smoke Man has smoke, the Fire Man had fire.

Because of this, Fangirls decided the two were made for each other, because smoke can't harm fire, and fire can't hurt smoke. Especially when the Smoke Man is putting his smoke stick in the Fire Man's fire hole! :D

Anyway. At this point the author ran out of stuff to say. She just had a few ideas about Mexicans and "Ring of fire", and thought maybe it could be turned into something useful, but I'll be damned if I can think what.

OTL

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

Also cats are like, the best animals on the planet.

[paxnirvana.livejournal.com]

*is ded*

Since I'm dead I can't tell you how much I love this. Too bad!

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

LOL *revives you*

I NEED PRAISE FOR THIS WORK OF GENIUS!!! LOL

No but really, dead Pax means no awesome fics so really, you need to live. D:

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

for you. So moving. ;_;

Especially when the Smoke Man is putting his smoke stick in the Fire Man's fire hole!

"Hey old man, I bet I can light your cigars with my--"
"NO, PORTGAS. NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS. THESE GO IN MY MOUTH."
"So does that. ♥"
"DEATH."

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

BEST OMAKE EVER. I THINK THE ACTUAL ACT SHOULD BE ILLUSTRATED. D:

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

IT SHOULD. MAYBE WE COULD SUBTLY HINT ABOUT THAT TOO. XD

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

I would totally draw it for you if you wnt to request it for the ficart exchange after you do my fic (though I know you are busy, you want me to wait with my request?)

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

You know what you want? Give it to me now, as long as you're willing to wait for me to write dethorats' fic first.

Illustrations.... *_*

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

I need some Zoro hurt. Like, Zoro being hurt in battle (by like, a really nasty person... oh wait... I've already requested something similar?! Oh shit) or whatever and like, something goes wrong and Sanji needs to patch him up before he bleeds to death (it should be serious XDXD) and somehow drag him back to the Merry. hee hee I know this is so cliche but come on. Everyone always likes to hurt Sanji. ;D; I'm an unsated fangirl. Or any kind of Zoro hurt, for that matter, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. I'M SO UNSATED. Or like OH OH I know. Something with Yubashiri. Like, it finally get out from under Zoro's control and hurts him or something. I DON'T KNOW. I don't write fics. D:

If that's too dark, for your current mood, you can do either that or: lol my brain is so bloody... haha um um I want. OH. How about in the midst of battle someone pushes or forces Zoro into one of Sanji's kicks meant to take out some really strong enemy? Has this been done? It obviously won't kill Zoro but will have serious effects. And you can like, end it with a light tone (yeah I know this was suppsesd to be light, but lol I can't think of anything) Or if you want you can mix the two up somehow or whatever lololol ah I fail totally.

Is there something wrong with me?

I'm gonna get to work on your pic asap, regardless of whether you're done my request or not. XD (OMG IT'S GOING TO BE SO NC-17 YOU WANT IT TO BE NC-17?!)

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

...The Bloody Zoro Drabble, Part III coming right up. XD

Something with Yubashiri. Like, it finally get out from under Zoro's control and hurts him or something.

Did you want me to write about Sandai Kitetsu getting out from under Zoro's control (that's the cursed one) or a memorial to poor Yubashiri?

(OMG IT'S GOING TO BE SO NC-17 YOU WANT IT TO BE NC-17?!)

MAYBE. IF YOU FELT LIKE DRAWING IT, I WOULDN'T BE AVERSE. OR ANYTHING. YEAH. *cough*

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

OTL I totally meant Sandai Kitetsu, too much Yubashiri talk lately. D: hehehe

Hey, if you don't mind NC-17, I don't either. I've drawn in before. >.>;;;

[ptps.livejournal.com]

EZTDKXTFGKJ OH MY DOGGGGGGGG WERUA5E4RhUZ6k4r WTFWTFFWTFTWF.

[ptps.livejournal.com]

OH GODS KAJA WTF HATE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

LOL HATE THE GAME, NOT THE PLAYAH.

[paxnirvana.livejournal.com]

And you did the Sanji-dork-hearteyes for her too, didn't you, oh kitty-whipped (I passed on the OBVIOUS PUN THERE and AREN'T YOU GRATEFUL?!) one.

Smoker, hmm... lemme see...

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

I always do the the full-on heart-eyes for my Vivi-chwan~!

Not really. But I'll get up for her in the morning, which is more than most people get. XD She has me well trained.

Smoker!fic? *_*

[dethorats]

Please woman, do not rush or stress yourself. After all, I have not yet finished the Chopper sing along request from what? A month ago? Seriously, write what strikes you. No worries.

And if you write Ben and Shanks fic I will wallow at your feet and swear undying loyalty to you. Because there's never enough for me.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

You're being way too nice about my houseplant-length attention span. ;_; Is DBS-verse Ben and Shanks okay? I have this horrid weakness for seamaster!Ben. *_* Though if you're not reading that fic, I'll write the normal kind of Ben and Shanks.

[dethorats]

Once I again I must say, Please write whatever you wish because no matter what it is it will be wonderful! Besides, it's always better to write what interests you because there's more investment. As for Seamaster!Ben, I HAVE (omg, worst commenter in the world...should go rectify that at some point) read parts of that marvelous story. And the idea is VERY intriguing.