chibi_trillian: (Roronoa Zoro: pervy Luffy fancier)
chibi_trillian ([personal profile] chibi_trillian) wrote2006-05-25 01:47 am
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My inspiration was Bob the Knowledge Spirit.

With all the other crap I'm supposed to be writing for people, I really shouldn't be writing randomness like this.

Title: Strawhat
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: Luffy/Zoro, from the point of view of an insider. Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] onepieceyaoi.


Oh, crap. It’s slam-Luffy-up-against-the-wall time this go ‘round. I hate that. Oi. OI. You’re squishing me. Stoppit!

There, that’s better. One of these days, you really are going to crush me, and Shanks is going to be pissed. You could at least take me off first. Then again, that green-haired swordsman, he’s a pretty good distraction. I liked Ben better. Ben used to take me off and put me on a table or something, usually where I had a good view. Yay for Ben.

Admittedly, this is a very nice spot to watch from, but it’s a little dangerous for my liking. Last time, I got my brim crumpled and Nami had to fix it. I’m not a young hat, you know, and enough people have tried to kill me as it is. That clown guy with the knives still gives me nightmares.

Arg. You took everything off except me. Admittedly, I don’t want to be thrown across the storeroom like that, but it would be nice to be remembered sometime before you hear my straw going “crunch.”

Sometimes I think you think of me as a natural extension of your head, kind of like your hair and your nose. Then again, I don’t think I’ve been outside of arm’s reach of you in a decade, so I suppose it’s normal. It’s going to feel weird when I go back to Shanks—you’ve got me on your pirate flag and everything. What will they call Strawhat Luffy when he doesn’t have his straw hat anymore?

Maybe Shanks will let you keep me. That’d be nice. I think I’d miss you, kid, even if you don’t remember to take me off before messing around with your first mate.

Well, at least Zoro remembered that I’m here. And it says something that you trust him enough to let him touch me without taking his arm off. Yay for Zoro.

That’s right; put me up on top of the water barrels. Good marimo.

Hey. HEY! Dumb swordsman, you put me too far back! I can’t see anything! Dammit! Figures, I get to see just about everything else in your life, good and bad, and you and your first mate conspire to deny me one of the better perks of my existence. I swear, I’m going to bite you when you pick me up again.

Sounds like the two of you are really going at it. I didn’t know Zoro could make those noises. I really wish I could see what was causing them. Damn my lack of independent locomotion.

Oh, NOW you go looking for me. Now that it’s over and I missed everything. Don’t you “Boshi!” me, Mister Captain. I’m still mad at you.

****

“OW!”

“What?”

“Boshi bit me!”

“Hats don’t bite. You probably stabbed your finger on a loose piece of straw.”

“No, Boshi definitely bit me!”

“Aw, hell, Luffy, it’s barely bleeding. Put your goddamn pants back on before someone comes looking for us. The last thing I need is to hear Usopp screaming that he’s traumatized for life again.”

Luffy licked his bleeding finger and plopped his hat back on his head. Try as he might, he couldn’t quite shake the vague feeling of smugness radiating from his most beloved possession.

[identity profile] nike-victory.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm still amused that, despite the lack of mobility it was complaining about, Mugiwara Boshi still managed to bite Luffy.

[identity profile] chibi-trillian.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
I've been "bitten" by a straw hat before, so it's technically possible. Besides, if a gun can play fetch and fire baseballs, who's to say an angry straw hat can't bite someone with its little pointy straw teeth? XD

Unfortunately, it can't grow little straw legs. Poor hat.

[identity profile] fenm.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yosh! I love Hat! Now someone needs to write a story where he gets to see the fun (don't look at me, I've got like five stories on the backburner). Hat! Yay!

[identity profile] shuraiya.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Man, I had to reread the opening paragraph like, five times before I realized it was Boushi talking. Being the Ben and Shanks fangirl that I am, I was delighted with the mention of them. XD

[identity profile] chibi-trillian.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
So do I, but don't tell anyone. Kaja's going to bite me as it is for writing this instead of my part of our fic-art exchange. XD

[identity profile] chibi-trillian.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Part of me is tempted to write a prequel to this with Ben and Shanks and a less grumpy Boshi. And another part of me is tempted to write some other stories from the POV of other crewmember's possessions--Nami's log post, Sanji's shoes, Usopp's sniper goggles, Zoro's haramaki...

[identity profile] fenm.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! You could have Zoro's haramaki have a talk with Boshi about their insane owners... ^_^

[identity profile] shuraiya.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Do both! :D

[identity profile] chibi-trillian.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
I just might! XD It's cracky enough to be fun, and yet somehow strangely logical.

[identity profile] chibi-trillian.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Ohmigod, I swear, if he gets blood on me ONE MORE TIME, I'm going to fall down around his ankles and trip him while he's training."
"I hear you, sister. Luffy almost set me on fire the other day, and actually tries to take good care of me. If you ever need a strong shoulder to cry on, my emerald lady...I'm here."

[personal profile] dethorats 2006-05-25 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
The hat is a pervert! ^_^ Then again, considering its previous owner...

This was very clever and I feel the hat's pain from being deprived from all the good parts.

[identity profile] noodle6680.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
...oh please, write that..

[identity profile] noodle6680.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
That is maybe the weirdest/sexiest thing I've read in .. forever.

It makes sense that Boshi is the sense of reason in Luffy's head.

-Nods-

[identity profile] 2metaldog.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
Good god but I love finding your shit first thing in the morning. I sooooo wish I could share the humour of this with someone in person. My co-workers would only look at me even more strangely than they already do if I were to tell them I just read this fab funny piece about Luffy's hat getting mad because it couldn't see the sexing. *snicker* This was crack-tastic.

[identity profile] vampire-otaku.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
*claps excitedly* Bob the knowledge spirit ROCKS! Jim Butcher is one of my favorite authors...

Hehehe, watching Luffy and Zoro go at it is soooo much better than the occasional Victoria's Secret catalog or steamy romance novels. XD

[identity profile] merewiper.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahahaha! This cracked me up, seriously XD. Awesome!

[identity profile] ptps.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
XD Boshi for teh win. lol the ShanksBen implications and the "yay for"s were hilarious.

And you should totally write a fic about Zoro's haramaki being seduced by Luffy's hat. XD; And then maybe some kind of crack hatxharamaki otp fic could result from it XD

[identity profile] denimjo.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww, what? Does Usopp's slingshot get no action? :-(

[identity profile] denimjo.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I love your icon! Did you make that?

[identity profile] merewiper.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it was made by [livejournal.com profile] gabenut - I just snagged it from one of the icon communities ^_^.

[identity profile] kotszok.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha that's crazy! Awesome ♥ I still frown upon anything other than ZoSanZo, BUT I will make the expcetion for you, since your stories are always so delightful!

[identity profile] crystal-chan.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
This is officially the most awesome thing ever. So original, and the fact that it's LuZo makes me happy. :3 See, the Hat is really Luffy's voice of reason! Too bad it didn't get to see any of the good stuff this time...

So much awesome! Great job~! <3

[identity profile] empererpenguin.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
the hatxharamaki thing has icon potental.

[identity profile] strawhatstars.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know if its because I'm so tierd or not, but the image of a hat with little straw teeth and little straw legs and some anger is pretty funny.


This story was so original, thats the first I've ever read like it. Its a really good idea.

[identity profile] strawhatstars.livejournal.com 2006-05-25 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
DO IT. That would be so funny.


*worships for you.*

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