I'm a cashew, let's do this.
Aug. 29th, 2006 10:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chibi_trillianHeeeeey, let's see if we can make Chibi's head explode so she doesn't have to pay the speeding ticket she got today! Stolen from almost everybody, though I'm mad I missed Priscilla's.
The first five people to comment on this entry get a free drabble from me.Oh, and you gotta do this for five other people too. If you do this,you must post this in your journal and do 5 drabbles for other people! Until I see you've posted this in your own journal I won't be posting your drabble. Simple? Okay, let's begin.
I'll write any fandom or OCs I know, though I greatly prefer One Piece. PROMPTS PLZ.
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talanokomis: Gambit/Sanji, "getting busted" DONE!
2)vampire_otaku: Smoker/Zeff, "broke" DONE!
3)paxnirvana: Usopp (+, x, or /) Sanji, "cooperation" DONE!
4)genuinelie: Yohji/Aya, "happiness"
5)dethorats: Hina/Alvida, "chain of command"
Bonus Fic)yominator: no pairing, "something involving the Baratie" DONE!
The first five people to comment on this entry get a free drabble from me.
I'll write any fandom or OCs I know, though I greatly prefer One Piece. PROMPTS PLZ.
1)
talanokomis: Gambit/Sanji, "getting busted" DONE!2)
vampire_otaku: Smoker/Zeff, "broke" DONE!3)
paxnirvana: Usopp (+, x, or /) Sanji, "cooperation" DONE!4)
genuinelie: Yohji/Aya, "happiness"5)
dethorats: Hina/Alvida, "chain of command"Bonus Fic)
yominator: no pairing, "something involving the Baratie" DONE!
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(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 03:17 am (UTC)xDD
Do I have to pick anything? And I'll do a drabble back. If you want. ^^;
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 03:24 am (UTC)Let's see... Can I have something Smoker x Zeff flavored? ^^ Prompt: broke.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 03:30 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 03:35 am (UTC)Remy n Sanji.
Prompt: ... getting busted?
*pounces*
Date: 2006-08-30 03:37 am (UTC)Usopp and (x, + or /) Sanji. Cooperation.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 03:45 am (UTC)yes it is the most fluffy prompt ever but goddamnit I want happy(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 03:56 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 03:57 am (UTC)haha
...I trust you ^^
You could also do OmixAya, if you prefer....just didn't mention it 'cause it's not everyone's cuppa....
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Date: 2006-08-30 04:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 05:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 05:58 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 06:01 am (UTC)Nami sighed over Usopp’s increasingly elaborate shouted descriptions of the hot manlove going on in the kitchen and Sanji’s rather weak return bellows that he liked girls, dammit, and he’d never done anything like this before ever, he just wanted to see what sex with someone from another world was like. Remy’s “That’s not what you were sayin’ five min’ ago, mon ami,” was met with a snap of her newspaper and a murmur of, “Well, it had to happen eventually.”
Zoro slit an eye open, watching as Luffy and Chopper ran to go look in the kitchen, Luffy out of curiosity, Chopper out of medical concern for Sanji’s health, because Usopp had upgraded their sexual position to something not possible unless one either had a hundred vertebrae in one’s spine or none at all. “Nnn. Too damn alike. Glad they finally got down to it.”
Robin smiled to herself as a trivet wanged Usopp in the head, finally silencing him, and a couple of exploding napkins made Chopper and Luffy scatter. She closed the eyes she had in the galley, and murmured, “Indeed, Swordsman-san. In very deed.”
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 06:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 06:05 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 07:27 am (UTC)I gravel at your feet. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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Date: 2006-08-30 11:10 am (UTC)ROBINNNNNNNNNN
AND USOPP OMG HAHHAHAHAAH FUCK OWNED AND GAMBIT'S MON AMI OMG WERHAWEUHAWE4R FUCKING HELL HAAHHAHAHAH
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 12:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 01:12 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 01:14 pm (UTC)THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME ZORO MET WOLVERINE. THOUGH THAT WAS SLIGHTLY CREEPY.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 01:14 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 03:29 pm (UTC)If you can still write something for me, then... anything to do with the Baratie, please?
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 04:10 pm (UTC)XD But are you ready to restart it again?
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 04:14 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 04:19 pm (UTC)Uhhhh...what did you ask for again?
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 04:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-30 07:11 pm (UTC)Really the whole drabble can be boiled down to: You rock. In so many ways.
(and omg totally just noticed the title of this post and you win. Even. Harder. XD)
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Date: 2006-08-31 03:01 am (UTC)Hina peered over his shoulder at the meager pile. “Not with that amount of money, you won’t. Not unless you find a really desperate whore.”
Smoker glared at her. Hard. She just shrugged and lit a cigarette. Inhaled slowly. Savored it.
Evil bitch.
“You could just ask your blond to give you some money for cigars. Or smoke the cheap brand. Or maybe cut down, since it’s getting to the point that you’re smoking through your monthly stipend on a regular basis and I’m tired of listening to you whine.”
“Zeff hates the taste of cigars, and frankly, I think I’d rather die than ask that old git for money. I already smoke the cheapest brand that doesn’t smell like burning trash. And I tried cutting down. Once. Never again.”
Hina narrowed her eyes at him. Smoker had the sudden acute feeling that that razorblade gaze was dissecting the black, smoky depths of his lungs and soul.
“Hmm. Suddenly, Hina is glad her curse is not of the Logia variety.” She looked thoughtful, taking a meditative drag on her cigarette. She seemed to come to a decision.
“Keep watch for Alvida and I tonight, and I’ll give you money for cigars.”
Smoker fingered his last remaining cigar. Poverty tasted a lot like fresh air.
He nodded, and felt vaguely like the desperate whore that Hina had mentioned earlier.
****
“When did you start smoking two cigars at once? Was one not disgusting enough, Navy eggplant?”
“Shut up, old man. You don’t want to know what I had to do to get them, and after that, I need two cigars.”
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-31 04:28 am (UTC)*laughs* It's all your fault I find this pairing strangely attractive!
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-31 06:57 am (UTC)She just shrugged and lit a cigarette. Inhaled slowly. Savored it.
Evil bitch.
ZDRJZTJZERR FUCKING HELL OWN. OWWWWNNNN.
AND THE LAST LINE. SRHYERA5AE I LOVE YOU
-ptps (lazy to log in lolz)
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-31 04:16 pm (UTC)I actually started writing a Strawhat version of the Cashew sketch, but it didn't go anywhere, mostly because, while Luffy and Usopp might cheerfully engage in such actions, it's a bit out of character for non-piefucker!Sanji ("OMG don't do that with FOOD!") and Zoro ("...I'm going to go train now. Over there." *secretly ogling Luffy*) to get in on it. Besides, Luffy would cheat.
Does a body good.
Date: 2006-08-31 11:20 pm (UTC)Even when it quit being just the two of them at the dinner table, Zeff made sure that that glass was sitting there. The adult chefs got beer or wine or water or juice or whatever the hell they cared to drink, but baby eggplants got milk. This was the way of the world as long as Zeff was in charge. In response, Sanji got in the habit of chugging his requisite one glass of milk as fast as possible, seeming to view it as an act of defiance to slam the empty glass down on the table ten seconds after he’d picked it up.
When Sanji turned sixteen, Zeff decided to give the milk a rest. After all, sixteen was a big year. The brat was taller, at least, if not more mature. So Zeff put out the milk glass one last time…filled to the brim with the strongest rum on board.
Having to put up with the brat throwing up all night and pissing and moaning about his hangover all the next day was worth it for the look of poleaxed joy on the little moron’s face right before he’d passed out.
Re: Does a body good.
Date: 2006-09-01 06:08 pm (UTC)Re: Does a body good.
Date: 2006-09-01 06:11 pm (UTC)I've wanted to write wingman!Usopp for FOREVER. XD
Date: 2006-09-02 07:23 pm (UTC)Theoretically, Usopp—being the cleverer and wittier half of this partnership—was supposed to distract the friend or friends of whichever pretty girl Sanji had fallen in love with tonight, teamwork and Usopp’s self-sacrifice making it possible for the Love Cook to score one for the home team. Theoretically.
In reality, Usopp was being pouted at by a mind-bendingly gorgeous girl. She had one of those heart-shaped faces that made her dark eyes look huge and bottomless framed by a mass of dark curls that rivaled Usopp’s, and her body was a magnificent landscape of curves begging to be explored by an intrepid and determined man. With mountaineering equipment, for the two most prominent hills in the region were quite steep. She wasn’t Usopp’s type—if one could call Kaya a type, which was an affront to her beauty and dignity—but she certainly was Sanji’s.
Sanji, on the other hand, was currently swooning over the lovely lady’s quietly plain, glasses-wearing friend, who was undoubtedly here to distract guys like Usopp so that her pretty friend could get men like Sanji. Sometimes, being friends with the Love Cook could be hard on a man’s ego.
Sanji asked the blushing glasses-girl if she’d like to dance, and pulled her to her feet with a little bow before leading her out to the dancefloor in the middle of the bar. The pretty girl sulked, and Usopp sighed.
She glared at him.
He frowned at her.
She made a face.
He made a sillier one.
She burst out laughing, and managed to hold the expression for a second or two longer before he cracked up too. The hardest part was over. After this, all he had to do was start making that face any time she started to go into a jealous snit and she’d start giggling.
Evening salvaged, pretty girl cheered up, day saved. All in a night’s work for Great Wingman Usopp.
Re: I've wanted to write wingman!Usopp for FOREVER. XD
Date: 2006-09-04 12:33 am (UTC)Sanji dances with the glasses-wearing girl and leaves the babe to Usopp... who makes faces at her! ^___^ SQUEEEEE!
You rock. Thank you so much! *spins happily in place* Eeeee! Sugei!