chibi_trillian

Title: Fouetté
Series: One Piece
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13.
Word Count: 1,195.
Summary: scribe_protra bought 1000 words of my writings for the Live Long 'n' Marry charity auction. She requested Crocodile/Bon Clay with a prompt of "sneakiness." There is sneakery and lechery afoot, but largely there is topping from the bottom, in a weird, backhanded way.
Notes: Slightly late, but I hope the extra words make up for it. My beta has been et alive by NaNoWriMo, so if you spot typos, please for to be pointing them out.

( In which Bon Clay wins mostly by refusing to play the game. )

For dancingjadedrag for her (slightly belated) birthday. I tried to get the porn mojo going, but it refused to work. Apologies. You get future!fic instead.

Title: Beauty Lies Within
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13 for violence.
Summary: Zoro/Sanji, future!fic. One last fight.

( You can't save me, I can't save you. )

For ptps, since there seems to be a lot of suck in her life right now. I know it's short and stupid and doesn't really make a difference, but hey, it's the longest and most coherent Luffy/Usopp fic I've ever written and it's vaguely fluffy. Not crossposted unless I get permission from the person it's gifted to. Crossposted to onepieceyaoi.

Title: Foolish
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Word Count: 375.
Rating: PG-15? for implications.
Summary: Usopp thinks too goddamn much.

( In which dumbassery is actively sought after. )

Part One of Howevermany of the chibi_trillian/ptps Fic-Art Exchange. I'M SORRY IT SUCKS. ;_;

Title: (C)overt Surveillance
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: G.
Summary: Robin ~~> Zoro OMG HET WTF. Set right after Robin joins the crew. Who watches the watcher watching the person who watches the watcher?

( In which Zoro is nervous for entirely the wrong reasons. )

Onwards, oh mighty ficart exchange! These keep getting crackier and crackier, though compared to the art I get in return it's tame as hell.

As a note, the side effects to an overdose of chloral hydrate include confusion, weakness, extreme drowsiness, and depressed respiration. ^_^

Title: Don't Take Booze From Strangers, or Kaja Likes ZoSan Hurt/Fuckyou.
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: For kotszok. This particular request was based off of a drawing that mettathron did that she's stubbornly refusing to scan. Sanji doesn't worry about Zoro. He swears.

( In which Luffy is a pervy ZoSan-fancier. )

More fic-exchangity goodness, on the subject of Zoro being scared out of his mind. I'm sorry it's so short and depressing.

Title: Aftermath
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: G.
Summary: Water 7, right after the fight over the Going Merry.

( In which Zoro does his job. )

Reposted here at request from kotszok, who is also the person it was written for in the first place.

Title: The Bloody Zoro Drabble (nope, couldn't think of a better title)
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13 for violence and a slightly dented swordsman.
Summary: Onesided Sanji-on-Zoro ogling. The typical aftermath of a fight--namely, Zoro's shirt's off and he's earned himself some new scars.

( In which blood loss manages to be sexy. )

Apology-fic for mettathron, since I'm a moron who can't follow simple instructions. Again. T_T

Title: STFU
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: ZoSan. Sanji gets mad; Zoro gets even.

( In which Zoro is almost entirely deprived of speaking lines. )