To prove that my camera is not, in fact, a complete piece of shit.

[chibi_trillian]

ocean_phoenix wanted a closer look at my Sanji P.o.P. figure. Hopefully, this should make up for the utter fail of my camera skills all weekend.





The view we all know she wanted.



HELLO LADIES.







180 degrees of Love Cook.



LOOK ecphrastic IT'S THE BACK OF SANJ'S HE-*shot*



Full body shot. WORK THOSE HIPS, SANJI.



These P.o.P. figures really do have the sexiest hands.



Though other anatomy is quite sexy as well.

Comments

[ecphrastic.livejournal.com]

THE WHAT THE WHERE THE WH-- OMG.

Stop doing that. I need to overcome my Pavlovian impulses to better myself into a human being of a higher stratum. It's great that as I'm typing this comment, I can stare at Smoker's PoP crotch instead of actually checking what I'm typing. So I don't actually know what I'm saying, excuse me if it gets nonsenCROTCHsical. Crotchsical. It's what's for dinner.

...And now time to scroll up for Sanji's PoP ass.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Sanji's nonexistent PoP ass, you mean. He's got nothing back there. The junk in his trunk evidently comes in Ikea-style flatpacks. Usopp's got a bigger ass, and he's actually thinner than Sanji. Usopp's also got bigger feet than Sanji, and we all know what that means...

...he has a hard time finding shoes. Boy's gotta wear like a size 14 boot.

[ecphrastic.livejournal.com]

I couldn't really tell because we didn't get a side shot of Sanji's (nonexistent) PoP ass. ;____; ...Or was that why we didn't get a side shot of Sanji's nonexistent PoP ass? Because Sanji's nonexistent PoP ass was nonexistent?

Or Zeff planned to marry Sanji off to some nouveau riche tycoon, and raised the boy with his feet bound.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

I do have this stalker!shoecam!shot (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/chibi_trillian/PoP%20Fanservice/popsanji11.jpg) of Sanjee's nonexistent ass for you. But that's about all there is down there--a slight crease in his pants. Zoro, gods rest his poor resin soul, had a nice ass, and Smoker has a bubblebutt cleverly hidden under his jacket. Sanji gets no love.

Maybe it's all the kicking. It compressed his feet somehow. Or that's what he tells himself every time he sees his shoes sitting next to Usopp's.

[ocean-phoenix.livejournal.com]

Holy!! Where do you go to get figures like those!? Gosh, all I ever find in the stores are cheap-o, gimicky kid's toy figures. They're gorgeous in all their details and accuracy to the animation as if popping them off the screen and into the 3D world!

Thanks!!

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

They're called Portrait of Pirate figures. They're stunningly detailed and beautifully made, and you get them either at anime conventions (if you're phenomenally lucky) or (more typically) online. Toy of Spark (http://search.stores.ebay.com/Toy-of-Spark_Portrait-of-Pirates_W0QQfciZQ2d1QQfclZ4QQfsnZToyQ20ofQ20SparkQQfsooZ2QQfsopZ2QQftsZ2QQsaselZ40649505QQsofpZ0) is my usual crack supplier as far as P.o.P.s go. Sanji's been out of production for a while--he tends to have a ridiculously high pricetag (http://cgi.ebay.com/Megahouse-One-Piece-Portrait-Of-Pirates-Figure-Sanji_W0QQitemZ320079620549QQihZ011QQcategoryZ73576QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItem) as a result (I bought my Sanji at a convention a year and a half ago for $88). Some figures, especially Ace, are nigh-impossible to find nowadays.

Fortunately for the emo tears of thousands of fangirls (self included), Megahouse has announced that they will start re-releasing certain P.o.P.s, including Ace, with the next figure run. Franky is also going to be P.o.P.ed very soon, complete with happy, happy Speedo. :D

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

THAT BASTARD SCREEN IN YOUR WINDOW IS MAKING ME SEE STRIPES EVERYWHERE WTF

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

WE NEED THE SCREEN OR WE GET WASPS INDOORS. T_T

But I probably should have photographed him over on the clear half of the window.