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chibi_trillianThe most henious wrapping job in the history of humanity:
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blodhemn likes people to work for their gifts. Last year I wound up mining for my presents in a HUGE box full of packing peanuts. This year >>>>>>> last year.
First, I was handed a suspiciously light box. After tearing though the wrapping paper and cutting into the securely taped box, I saw my old friend packing peanuts. Upon groping around in said box, all I found was a scroll--a scroll saying "Sorry Chibi, your presents are in another package."
The other package was produced to the amusement of all. It was wrapped in black vinyl. NINE LAYERS OF BLACK VINYL. It took me a good fifteen minutes just to get through all the wrapping "paper." At the bottom of this box were two wrapped presents. Upon unwrapping, one was filled with more individually wrapped presents. The other had a case of Bawls in it with the box damn near laminated in clear fiber tape--the kind that doesn't tear, it just stretches. After hacking through about a million strips of tape, I found...
...twenty-four individually gift-wrapped bottles. I threatened him with the box cutter.
Full swag report tomorrow.
blodhemn likes people to work for their gifts. Last year I wound up mining for my presents in a HUGE box full of packing peanuts. This year >>>>>>> last year.First, I was handed a suspiciously light box. After tearing though the wrapping paper and cutting into the securely taped box, I saw my old friend packing peanuts. Upon groping around in said box, all I found was a scroll--a scroll saying "Sorry Chibi, your presents are in another package."
The other package was produced to the amusement of all. It was wrapped in black vinyl. NINE LAYERS OF BLACK VINYL. It took me a good fifteen minutes just to get through all the wrapping "paper." At the bottom of this box were two wrapped presents. Upon unwrapping, one was filled with more individually wrapped presents. The other had a case of Bawls in it with the box damn near laminated in clear fiber tape--the kind that doesn't tear, it just stretches. After hacking through about a million strips of tape, I found...
...twenty-four individually gift-wrapped bottles. I threatened him with the box cutter.
Full swag report tomorrow.
