No joke.

Happy Birthday, Usopp. I've been working on these off and on for a few months, and I'm glad I got them finished in time.

Title: Counting Crows--Drabble Series
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: Seven drabbles about Usopp's pre-Strawhat life. Yes, I am a dork for using a counting rhyme as a theme. STFU, it's part of my favorite UsoKaya song. Apologies to the band of the same name.

( One for Sorrow )

( Two for Joy )

( Three for Girls )

( Four for Boys )

( Five for Silver )

( Six for Gold )

( Seven for a Secret Never to Be Told )