I fail at life today.

Oh! Snaps! Missed by half an hour. I'll sing the song anyway.

Happy booooooorfday (yesterday), Metta-chwaaaaaaaaaaan. You are twenty-threeeeeeeeeeeee, infinitely older than meeeeeeeeeeee, and you still manage to be awesome (for an old ladiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee)!

Beating may commence now.