Pre-Con Special.

[chibi_trillian]

More playing with Johnny and Yosaku. You get a double-bonus, kiki_kun, or maybe one-and-a-half bonus because this is so short. plotbunny_tiff compares them to that gay couple you know that's been together so long that they've got two traumatized cats and a joint bank account and are starting to look like each other. I tend to agree with her. As before, if I'm OOC please let me know.

Title: Awkward
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Word Count: 175. Short like whoa.
Rating: PG-13 for implications.


They’d had a good solid fight and had turned in a decent sized bounty today. Injuries were treated, swords were cleaned and sharpened, campfire was finally going after two hours of fighting with damp wood, bedrolls were spread out invitingly, and Zoro-aniki was a very deep sleeper…

“Nnng…huh? Johnny? Yosaku? Wha—oh.”

This was awkward.

“Um.”

Really awkward.

“I’ll just…yeah. Sorry about that.”

Time-to-grab-for-your-pants awkward.

“Zoro-aniki, we can explain—“ What the hell was Johnny planning on explaining about this? It was rather self-explanatory.

“Uh, that’s okay. I’ll just give you two some time, and I’ll be over there. Somewhere.” Huh, uncomfortable moment, but not as uncomfortable as Zoro-aniki’s rather odd, ungainly, sidling walk.

“I think Zoro-aniki’s the one who needed a little time to himself.” Johnny’s murmur of agreement told him that he hadn’t been alone in noticing that.

“Maybe we should ask him to join us next time?” At worst, it would prevent unfortunate surprises like this one. At best…

“Maybe.” At best, perhaps they’d finally found something they could educate Zoro-aniki in.

Comments

[alita-b-angel.livejournal.com]

Yeay! They are the awesome threesome and I can support the molestation of Zoro's virtue anyday (despite secretly harbouring the knowledge that Zoro met them while Johnny and Yozaku were cross dressing and pretending to be whores as they were low on cash and in much debt with Bad Men. Zoro solves the problem but by then his virtue has taken a severe and hard beating. Hee).

*grin*

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Zoro has to be thoroughly corrupted by the time he joins up with Luffy, after all, so he can corrupt him like the pervy Luffy fancier that he is.

Yosaku used to have nice long hair. Maybe Johnny and his rocking mohawk pimped him out. Whatever else happened, they had to have made prettier girls than the Ganymede hooker from Cowboy Bebop.

[snarkymonkey.livejournal.com]

I love you. I really do. ♥♥♥

That has to be how Zoro learned the finer points of human interaction. *howls with laughter*

And this reminds me that I have half-finished dork!smut on my harddrive. XD

[creamy-twilight.livejournal.com]

XD, that brouhgt my spirirts up after a drama day with friends. Oh Chibi_trillian, you know how to make me happy. I love the ending, ...perhaps they’d finally found something they could educate Zoro-aniki in. That ending made my day.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

I got hearts! Squee! This was worth missing out on some sleep for!

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

I'm glad this cheered you up.

[snarkymonkey.livejournal.com]

Yay! ♥ You get another one just for that.

Very soon. It's so bad and awkward though. XD

[kikkuma.livejournal.com]

XD Whoo! An indirect win for me!

That comparison, with the two traumatized cats? *snickers* Great.

As well as the line, 'Time-to-grab-for-your-pants awkward.'

Awww.... I love Johnny and Yosaku... x3 Wonderful job yet again. xD

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

I pity Johnny and Yosaku's theoretical cats. Living with that much crackery cannot be good for them. They'll be the only cats in the world who take up smoking for their nerves.

Thanks for poking me into writing these two. It's good for me to experiment in writing new things. ^_^

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

*swoon!*

[snarkymonkey.livejournal.com]

=3

Here's a bit of dialogue to tease you with:

"You bit me." He knocked his knuckles against Yosaku's head. "You have one too. You don't bite that."

See what I mean about bad and awkward? *snerks*

[kikkuma.livejournal.com]

*snerks* You’re very, very welcome. x3 I should be thanking YOU though for the most part~ Johnny and Yosaku fics make me… such a happy child. xD

And now, FINALLY, my end of the deal has been completed. *collective gasp* ....My original plan of having it in comic form FAILED. Miserably. Several times in fact. =<<= SO, you know... instant photographs from the race were taken instead.

http://www.deviantart.com/view/29349193/

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

WOOT^infinity.

That amuses me waaaaay more than it ought to. Poor Zoro. Haru was probably actually trying to find a bathroom and stumbled across the finish line. And Ryoga...is Ryoga.

Thank youuuuuuu!