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chibi_trillianFor those curious, the Dictionary.com word of the day today is "cum."
Not like that, perverts. Cum as in Latin for "with."
Just thought I'd share.
Title: Flan
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13 for Sanji's mouth.
Summary: A flanfic for my favorite dessert's birthday. Utter and complete ZoSan fluff, such as it is, which means it involves profanity and kicking.
“What the hell is this?” Zoro stared at the plate that had been deposited in front of him.
“It’s flan, moron. It’s soft and simple, like your brains, so it ought to actually be a dessert that you’d like.” Sanji smirked in that infuriating way he did when he thought he’d won.
Zoro continued staring at the offending dessert. It was…it looked sugary. Too sugary. And jiggly.
Sanji’s eyebrow twitched. “I didn’t make it so you could look at it. Eat it.”
“No.”
“EAT IT.”
“NO!”
“EAT IT, FUCKER!”
“N—!” Zoro’s shout was interrupted by a foot to the shoulder and a forkful of flan to the mouth. He contemplated spitting it out, just on principle, and then looked at Sanji. The man still had his foot braced on Zoro’s shoulder and a fork dangerously near Zoro’s crotch, and he was smirking again.
No. Even he didn’t have that much of a death wish. He swallowed like a good boy. Verdict: squishy and too damn sweet, just like he’d thought.
Then Sanji leaned in, bending over his own leg in that impossible way he had, and licked an errant smudge of flan from Zoro’s upper lip. His soft murmur of “Not bad at all,” was followed by a deeper kiss.
Zoro thought that maybe flan was worth eating after all.
Not like that, perverts. Cum as in Latin for "with."
Just thought I'd share.
Title: Flan
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13 for Sanji's mouth.
Summary: A flanfic for my favorite dessert's birthday. Utter and complete ZoSan fluff, such as it is, which means it involves profanity and kicking.
“What the hell is this?” Zoro stared at the plate that had been deposited in front of him.
“It’s flan, moron. It’s soft and simple, like your brains, so it ought to actually be a dessert that you’d like.” Sanji smirked in that infuriating way he did when he thought he’d won.
Zoro continued staring at the offending dessert. It was…it looked sugary. Too sugary. And jiggly.
Sanji’s eyebrow twitched. “I didn’t make it so you could look at it. Eat it.”
“No.”
“EAT IT.”
“NO!”
“EAT IT, FUCKER!”
“N—!” Zoro’s shout was interrupted by a foot to the shoulder and a forkful of flan to the mouth. He contemplated spitting it out, just on principle, and then looked at Sanji. The man still had his foot braced on Zoro’s shoulder and a fork dangerously near Zoro’s crotch, and he was smirking again.
No. Even he didn’t have that much of a death wish. He swallowed like a good boy. Verdict: squishy and too damn sweet, just like he’d thought.
Then Sanji leaned in, bending over his own leg in that impossible way he had, and licked an errant smudge of flan from Zoro’s upper lip. His soft murmur of “Not bad at all,” was followed by a deeper kiss.
Zoro thought that maybe flan was worth eating after all.
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Date: 2006-04-05 08:12 pm (UTC)I *heart* Chibi-fic. =3 And that's really the only way Zoro would allow himself to eat anything like a flan. Mmm . . . bendy Sanji. XD
*scurries back to writing dork!love*
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Date: 2006-04-05 08:27 pm (UTC)Comment. For. The. Win. *howls*
But yay for force-feeding! *snerks* and *drool* for Sanji's legs.... *stares, mesmerized* Very nice. Thankee so much for the tasty drabble today. ^____^
Addendum known as aborted!dork-smut. =3
Date: 2006-04-05 08:55 pm (UTC)Because I'm silly and forgot to actually post it in my journal. XD Do enjoy, m'friend. Hope it's well received. =3
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Date: 2006-04-05 09:24 pm (UTC)Now unrelated question I guess, since I read your fics backwards I'm kind of lost. When I read your drabbles, do I assume they are together? As in, are they together and these drabbles are a part of "your" world, in which Zoro and Sanji are an item? Just curious. lol
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Date: 2006-04-05 09:30 pm (UTC)“EAT IT, FUCKER!” XD Best argument ever. The fork commands Zoro.
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Date: 2006-04-05 10:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-05 10:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-05 10:41 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-05 10:41 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-05 10:42 pm (UTC)*ducks tomatoes*
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Date: 2006-04-05 10:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-05 11:33 pm (UTC)...anyway...
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Date: 2006-04-05 11:43 pm (UTC)XD; I bet Zoro likes his tofu, though, in miso soup or as part of a bentobox lunch.
It's just jello or flan that disturbs him with their jiggliness.
The BEST cake I ever had was FLAN cake. Soft sponge cake LAYERED with flan. XD;;; It jiggles, too, when you poke it.
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Date: 2006-04-05 11:44 pm (UTC)And the fic was perfect. I do love the fluff, especially with a side of
forkingbitching.(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-05 11:58 pm (UTC)That one got me severely kicked.
ZoSan fluff comes with bitching standard.
And usually forking too.(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-06 12:02 am (UTC)*viciously assaulted by a mental image of Sanji frantically cooking for Luffy, pointing at his stove, and saying, "She cannae take much more, Cap'n!"*
*dead from sheer geekery*
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Date: 2006-04-06 12:04 am (UTC)But damn. Flan cake. I want flan cake.
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Date: 2006-04-06 12:37 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-06 12:42 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-06 12:43 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-06 02:10 am (UTC)And Chopper so would do that. And they'd let him because Chopper's got the Puppy Dog Eyes of DoomTM down to an artform.
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Date: 2006-04-06 02:15 am (UTC)Ohhhh yeah. They'd think about yelling at him, then Chopper would get the shiny teary eyes and the wibbly lip and...awwwwww. They're doomed.
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Date: 2006-04-06 02:24 am (UTC)...sorry, I just felt the need to comment on an entry about puns. I'll slink away in shame now.
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Date: 2006-04-06 02:52 am (UTC)...it's not Zoro's fault that he's being held down by the Flan.
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Date: 2006-04-06 09:53 am (UTC)Someone oughta draw that!
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Date: 2006-04-13 01:52 am (UTC)For some reason I feel like patting Zoro on the head.XD Sanji bending is Delicious....
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Date: 2006-04-13 06:08 am (UTC)(no subject)
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