When the zombie apocalypse comes...

It's a chainsaw. ON A TEN FOOT POLE. I think I died a little from joy when I saw it.
In other news, I have written nothing (with the exception of my
op_exchange fic) in weeks. THAT'S GOING TO CHANGE, GODDAMMIT. I've got a shitload of holidays this month, so hopefully I'll have the time to get my write on and do the fics I owe Kaja and
dethorats, to start.
...though I was horribly tempted to write "The Adventures of Strap-On Nami, Robin the Sexecutioner, and Mistress Kaya" earlier today. No, I didn't cut my anime teeth on Bakuretsu Hunters. AT ALL.
Except I'd want to make it like a sentai show, and that wouldn't work at ALL. The last thing we need is the girls doing a Supa Combo Sexy Strap-On Attack on Mr. Prince and his army of Dirty Useless Boys (DUB for short)...okay, there's only three of them, but they eat and make enough noise for an army. Worst villains EVER.
Pimp Chopper could be like the Charlie to their Angels. It'd be great. Wait...NO IT WOULDN'T. ARG. *beats brains out on pavement*
Besides, there's probably a doujinshi just like that somewhere already.

It's a chainsaw. ON A TEN FOOT POLE. I think I died a little from joy when I saw it.
In other news, I have written nothing (with the exception of my
...though I was horribly tempted to write "The Adventures of Strap-On Nami, Robin the Sexecutioner, and Mistress Kaya" earlier today. No, I didn't cut my anime teeth on Bakuretsu Hunters. AT ALL.
Except I'd want to make it like a sentai show, and that wouldn't work at ALL. The last thing we need is the girls doing a Supa Combo Sexy Strap-On Attack on Mr. Prince and his army of Dirty Useless Boys (DUB for short)...okay, there's only three of them, but they eat and make enough noise for an army. Worst villains EVER.
Pimp Chopper could be like the Charlie to their Angels. It'd be great. Wait...NO IT WOULDN'T. ARG. *beats brains out on pavement*
Besides, there's probably a doujinshi just like that somewhere already.