Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel...

[chibi_trillian]

...is an oncoming train.

***BATTLE!***

>GAS BILL (str:ice, wk:fire) strikes for 437 points of damage!

>CHIBI (str:babies, wk:kitties) blocks with PAYCHECK!

>PAYCHECK is depleted!

>GAS BILL summons RENT!

>RENT strikes for 345 points of damage!

>CHIBI is defeated!

>CHIBI suffers status effect: BROKE (-800 on all FINANCE scores)!

>Play again y/y?

>NNNNNNNNNNNN

Comments

[creamy-twilight.livejournal.com]

OHHHH NOOOO! QUICK, WHO HAS A PAY-DAY OR PHOENIX DOWN?!

There's always next month, Chibi. Princess Vivi-kitty is rooting for her mommy to win.

[nuitari4pwnage.livejournal.com]

You got me at y/y. Genius.

[wendytigges.livejournal.com]

You always make horrible things funny! YOU RULE WOMAN! YOU DO!

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

LOL UR GAME LANGUAGE ALWAYS AMUSES ME SO.

[maldoror-gw.livejournal.com]

I'm trying valiantly not to laugh here, and to nod and make sympathetic noises, but you're not making it easy...

Here, I'll send Ace to help you against that evil gas bill. Not much that can be done against the rent, though, those things are pernicious.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Helloooo, sexy space heater! *waggles eyebrows*

[themodestotter.livejournal.com]

>OTTER(str:cauliflower, wk:fish) enters battle!

>OTTER equips TUNA SWORD(str+325, BEASTSLAYING attribute) and ABALONE SHEILD(def+200, absorbs water)!

>GAS BILL attacks with PILOT LIGHT!

>OTTER suffers status effect: SINGE (-25% of all FUR scores)!

>RENT uses MONTHLY RATE HIKE!

>RENT is increasing strength!

>OTTER attacks GAS BILL with TUNA SWORD!

>GAS BILL takes -3 damage!

>OTTER suffers status effect: WTF (-999 on all INTELLIGENCE scores)!

>OTTER flees!