*flails*

[chibi_trillian]

ARG.

I dumped half a can of soda on my laptop this morning. As said laptop has survived half a bottle of wine being poured into it, normally this wouldn't concern me too much--turn it off, let it dry, it'll be right as rain. Except this time it bluescreened and shut itself off on me before I could. I'm really REALLY hoping it turns back on again when I get home tonight, or I'm going to be giving someone a LOT of money to recover the contents of my hard drive. I wanted to put my tax refund into SAVINGS, dammit.


Stolen from kinbu.

10 things you wish you could say to ten different people.

1. We are too damn much alike. This is simultaneously very very good and very very bad.
2. I wish I'd dated you when I had the chance.
3. I love you. Oodles and lots. I'm glad you put up with me.
4. You're an asshole. I hate you. You treat your friends like shit. And I still miss you.
5. Sometimes, I wish I was a boy so you'd go out with me.
6. You have the softest damn lips of anyone I've ever kissed.
7. You are the most boring, inane person I know.
8. Sometimes, I look at your f-locked LJ and wonder how you're doing.
9. The older I get, the more I realize that most of the shit I'm going through seems to be genetic, and that I got it straight from you.
10. I wish you worked days so I could call you at lunch and be all "LOL BUNDT CAKE?" instead of having to sit here and wish futilely that my phone would quit ringing long enough for me to eat.



Nine things about you

1. I need poking with a stick in order to be social, even though I get lonely easily.
2. I have the constellation Cassopeia in freckles across the top of my left breast, and I think that's AWESOME.
3. I vacillate too much.
4. Procrastination is going to be the death of me. I can't get motivated for shit, and boy does it show.
5. I wish I was more self-assured.
6. Sometimes I just want to dance and run and scream. Usually when I'm at work.
7. I want blue hair again.
8. I don't like video. I prefer text of some kind. This is why YouTube has stunningly little appeal to me, and why it takes me forever to get around to watching movies or TV series.
9. Sometimes I love my cat more than I love people.


Eight of the funniest things your friends have ever said (Ah, crap. Most of these are going to be gaming quotes. None of them will be funny to anyone who wasn't there.)

1. "Yep. She's purty."
2. "What? You mean heterosexuality exists in the One Piece universe? BUT WHERE DO THE PARTS GO?!"
3. "Jay is a GOD."
4. "Your werewolf has no pants."
5. "His dick needs its own motorcycle jacket."
6. "It's pink and it goes in a circle."
7. "Oh wait...I can READ Swahili!"
8. "I waited six hundred years to have sex and still don't understand what all the fuss is about."


Seven things that cross your mind a lot

1. I want porn.
2. Wait...what?
3. Can I make a Will save/Dex check/Fucking Luck roll?
4. What would Captain Usopp/Captain Kirk/Captain Aubrey do?
5. Well, this sucks.
6. ///wrists
7. I can has sugar?


Six things you wish you never did.

1. Let myself get out of shape.
2. Blew all that goddamn money my freshman year.
3. Let dead relationships keep going.
4. Burnt out my senior year.
5. Waited so long to get a car.
6. Wussed out.


Five turn offs.

1. Stupid.
2. Shallow.
3. Boring.
4. Bad teeth.
5. Excessive preening.


Four turn ons

1. Sense of humor.
2. Geekiness.
3. Glasses.
4. Sexy hands.


Three sayings that describe your life

1. The Internet is for porn.
2. Behold, the wonders of SCIENCE!
3. RELEASE THE PHONE-SPIDERS!


Two things to do before you die

1. Take that Great American Road Trip I've wanted to do for close to a decade.
2. Find a job that I'm passionate about.


One confession
1. DESPAIR, the world frequently has me in DESPAIR! But every time I think about offing myself, I remind myself that Tiff would have to buy pantyhose for my funeral and they'd probably run and that would suck and be a waste of $5, so I don't. Utterly retarded but true.

Comments

[plotbunny-tiff.livejournal.com]

Your consideration for the rising costs of plus-sized pantyhose is not only touching, but greatly appreciated.

::huggles you::

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Srsly. Ten cents worth of material, and they charge $5 for it and it lasts one day. Pantyhose suck. But thank you for the huggles. ♥

[plotbunny-tiff.livejournal.com]

So random lunch thought...are you my heterosexual life partner? ::ponders::

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't I have to be a boy to be your heterosexual life partner? :D

But in the Jay & Silent Bob sense, yeah, probably.

[mettathron.livejournal.com]

8.) I recognize many of those quotes and am traumatized AGAIN by number six. My eyes, they burn! Number eight amuses me.

3.3) If you ever release phone spiders on me, I am *SO* doing horrible things to Sarah. Possibly through phone spider--- oooo. *wanders off with GM grin*

1.) I'm very sorry, dearling. *huggles* Anything I can do to help at all?

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Does Yue realize what all the fuss is about now? >D And phone spiders are only for people who call me when I'm trying to eat.

Not really, though your huggles are appreciated.

[mettathron.livejournal.com]

Neo's still waiting to get there, but he'll understand a lot better than Meta.

[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

Wow neat. Expect for number 2 of nine thing about yourself this all is also true for me. Cooool.


RE one confession: is this the type of despair that once you type it out on screen (or tell someone verbally or something) it is gone or the type that will get me to start worrying about you?

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

The "DESPAIR!" is actually a crack on the character in my icon above--he's the main character from the anime "Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei" and tries to kill himself an average of three times an episode, usually after declaring that (insert circumstance/quandary/person/state of the world) has left him in DESPAIR. He inevitably fails or, if he nearly succeeds due to someone else's error, he screams, "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! I COULD HAVE DIED!"

In other words, don't worry, I'm not likely to kill myself.

[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

Ooooo. Well I feel both relieved and somewhat dim.