...aaaaaand it's unfunny again.

[chibi_trillian]

Remember how I posted about my car being safe and sound?

I spoke too soon. Some furry woodland creature got under Hanako's hood whilst she was trapped in the cemetery and gnawed through the wiring for the exhaust system, leading to the mysterious Check Engine Light of Death, which was considerably less mysterious once the hood was popped and the nommed-upon wiring was seen.

Please, stimulus check, show up soon. I need to buy an entire new wiring harness for my brand new car, and those aren't cheap.

ETA: Four HUNDRED and twenty-five dollars. For JUST the part.

Excuse me while I go cry for a while.

Comments

[animatrocor.livejournal.com]

Holy smacknuts!

This is why woodland creatures are little beady-eyed demons LOL you know they stare at us up on the treetops waiting for the chance! O_O!
X3

But ya srsly I hope you get the cheque!!

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

XD Probably; they're probably getting vengeance for thousands of critters turned into roadkill. But I got my check, so all is not entirely lost!

[dethorats]

Ouch ouch ouch. My money is on a mouse. They chewed through the van wires at my parents' house about four different times much to our ultimate dismay. Little fuzzy bastards, I hope you get that money soon.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

ARG. And to think I spent years thinking the little buggers were cute.

[blodhemn.livejournal.com]

I forgot to mention to you when I was checking out your car that I will need to get the VIN # for it from you. Most dealer part houses want that. Get it to me as soon as you can.

[genuinelie.livejournal.com]

ANIMAL?

No, that would be ZOMBIES. ZOMBIES gnawing on your equipment.

O_O

(...I'm sorry, that really really really sucks :-( ).

[proletariat-x.livejournal.com]

...

Hugs?

Perhaps monetary assitance? ^^;

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

The hugs are deeply appreciated, but that's far too much money to ask of anyone that's not related to you. Thank you for the thought, though. ♥

[proletariat-x.livejournal.com]

Well, I was thinking monetary assistance within my means...

Which means, you know, dinner again sometime. XD

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Like my car needs to break for that to happen. ♥

[proletariat-x.livejournal.com]

Aww, you're on to me. ^^;

My ninja skills have failed...

[genuinelie.livejournal.com]

*adds*

Aaand *hugs* (just read the $$ bit). Ugh.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Zombies like expensive parts, apparently. >>;