When your pubic hair's on fire...your name is probably Portgas D. Ace.

Okay, so I lied. Here's the very end of Acquired Taste. And I snuck back and fixed a couple of minor problems (Hina's dialogue and a few typos that made it past my betas) on the other chapters.

Acquired Taste
Chapter One: Not a Good Day
Chapter Two: Not a Good Night
Chapter Three: Contact
Chapter Four: Simmer
Chapter Five: The Taste of Revenge
Chapter Six: Grand Dreams

Title: Acquired Taste, Epilogue: Where Were You?
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Summary: A few loose ends are tied up, and Smoker and Zeff tell the truth. Seriously.

( In which Smoker gets his revenge. )

Drabble. Yays.

More Smoker/Zeff, because it's EATING MY BRAIN. And plotbunny_tiff wrote some too. And then she wrote some more. Yeah, I'm contagious like whoa. And I beg like a shameless whore, too.

Title: Unfair
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG.
Summary: Smoker's a Logia user. Zeff's not.

( In which Smoker foreshadows a bit. )