Ghettotastic con report.

I LIVE!

Extreme sleep deprivation: achieved.
Budget: blown.
Strawhat swag: acquired.
New con coat: tagged, signed, scribbled on, and pinned.
Crocodile: hugged.
Hentai: watched.
Bad anime: watched.
REALLY bad yaoi: watched. O_o
Pimp Zoro: blinged.

Wearing a "Sanji/Usopp fan" badge gets the most interesting reactions out of people. I got hugs, pictures, avowals that it was the most disgusting pairing on the planet, declarations that the pairing cannot possibly exist because Sanji likes girls, and the following query:

Guy who runs the "A Fan's View" website: "Out of all the fandoms to have slash in them, One Piece is the absolute last one I would have expected. Is there really that much of it?"

My reaction: XD