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chibi_trillianWee! Bad fic-off! Yes, I am actually writing this damn thing for an established ficdom. Xion was actually created in a Taco Bell between bites of soft taco.
May the Saiyuki boys forgive me. Especially Hakkai and Gojyo. Double especially Gojyo.
Enter the Uber-Uke Gary Stu! Xion is a three-quarter youkai with silver hair and crimson eyes. He has no plausible reason for being with the Sanzo party, but he is anyway. His youkai mark, as he is a Gary Stu, is an indigo butterfly on the small of his back. He has a badass water blade that can transform shapes to whatever he desires (Wa ha! Nyoi-bo squared!) and is a phenomenal fighter, yet he still needs eternal rescuing. He angsts over how no one loves him and he's All Alone In The World, and clings to Gojyo, because they're Kindred Spirits and stuff and stuff and only Gojyo understands his Pain...
Writer Chibi: *vomit*
Ethan: No the fuck you didn't, bitch. Aw fuck. *goes to get a mop*
Trillian: Icky.
Import!Leo: Squicky.
Aere: *disdainful sniff*
Suvo: I've seen worse. I remember, I was robbing this one guy, and he got so scared that he...
All: Shut up!
Writer Chibi: *coughcough* I'm sorry...Xion's so terrible, so badly characterized, so idealized and overdone, that he's making me sick. I'm ashamed to be writing this. I don't know how I'm going to make it through this challenge. *coughcough* Can I have a glass of water?
Ethan: *returns with mop* Get it your damn self. I'm not your mom or your maid. *mopmop*
Writer Chibi: *growl, scribblescribble*
Ethan: *is abruptly dressed as a French maid*
Import!Leo: Guh. *droolpuddle*
Suvo: *slightly better hidden drool*
Aere: *scrubs at drool* I love Imiel, I will not think lecherous thoughts about other men; I love Imiel, I will NOT think lecherous thoughts about other men...
Import!Dean: *assgrab!*
Ethan: *inflicts One Thousand Years of Death upon the assembled party*
All: Oro!
Kakashi: *nodnod* Excellent technique!
Ethan: *points squicky!mop at Writer Chibi* Change me back, bitch, or I will feed this to you.
Writer Chibi: *manifests her Magical Pen of Wonder, fierce battle!*
Ethan: *is easily beaten, has the physical strength of a twelve-year-old and is hampered by having a lacy garter belt and fishnet thigh-highs on* Oro-ro...
May the Saiyuki boys forgive me. Especially Hakkai and Gojyo. Double especially Gojyo.
Enter the Uber-Uke Gary Stu! Xion is a three-quarter youkai with silver hair and crimson eyes. He has no plausible reason for being with the Sanzo party, but he is anyway. His youkai mark, as he is a Gary Stu, is an indigo butterfly on the small of his back. He has a badass water blade that can transform shapes to whatever he desires (Wa ha! Nyoi-bo squared!) and is a phenomenal fighter, yet he still needs eternal rescuing. He angsts over how no one loves him and he's All Alone In The World, and clings to Gojyo, because they're Kindred Spirits and stuff and stuff and only Gojyo understands his Pain...
Writer Chibi: *vomit*
Ethan: No the fuck you didn't, bitch. Aw fuck. *goes to get a mop*
Trillian: Icky.
Import!Leo: Squicky.
Aere: *disdainful sniff*
Suvo: I've seen worse. I remember, I was robbing this one guy, and he got so scared that he...
All: Shut up!
Writer Chibi: *coughcough* I'm sorry...Xion's so terrible, so badly characterized, so idealized and overdone, that he's making me sick. I'm ashamed to be writing this. I don't know how I'm going to make it through this challenge. *coughcough* Can I have a glass of water?
Ethan: *returns with mop* Get it your damn self. I'm not your mom or your maid. *mopmop*
Writer Chibi: *growl, scribblescribble*
Ethan: *is abruptly dressed as a French maid*
Import!Leo: Guh. *droolpuddle*
Suvo: *slightly better hidden drool*
Aere: *scrubs at drool* I love Imiel, I will not think lecherous thoughts about other men; I love Imiel, I will NOT think lecherous thoughts about other men...
Import!Dean: *assgrab!*
Ethan: *inflicts One Thousand Years of Death upon the assembled party*
All: Oro!
Kakashi: *nodnod* Excellent technique!
Ethan: *points squicky!mop at Writer Chibi* Change me back, bitch, or I will feed this to you.
Writer Chibi: *manifests her Magical Pen of Wonder, fierce battle!*
Ethan: *is easily beaten, has the physical strength of a twelve-year-old and is hampered by having a lacy garter belt and fishnet thigh-highs on* Oro-ro...
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Date: 2005-03-30 10:56 pm (UTC)