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Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!> Now you've aged another year Now you know that Death is near Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!> Children dying far and near They say cancer's caused by bheer Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!> Death, destruction, and despair People dying everywhere Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!> Typhoid, plague, and polio Coffins lined up in a row Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!> Now that you're the age you are Your demise cannot be far Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make Another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round And gifts and laughter do abound And we let out a joyful sound And sing that stupid song:
Happy birthday! Now you're one year older! Happy birthday! Your life still isn't over! Happy birthday! You did not accomplish much But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough
So let's drink to your fading health And hope you don't remind yourself The chance of finding fame and wealth Decrease with every year
Does it feel like you're doing laps And eating food and taking naps And hoping that someday perhaps Your life will hold some cheer
Happy birthday! What have you done that matters? Happy birthday! You're starting to get fatter Happy birthday! It's downhill from now on Try not to remind yourself Your best years are all gone
If cryogenics were all free Then you could live like Walt Disney And live for all eternity Inside a block of ice
But instead your time is set This is the only life you get And though it hasn't ended yet Sometimes you wish it might
Happy birthday! You wish you had more money Happy birthday! Your life's so sad it's funny Happy birthday! How much more can you take? But your friends are hungry So just cut the stupid cake
Thank you! My wishes are multifarious and expensive, so I doubt they'll all come true this year. I have hope that they'll come true eventually, though. ^_^
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIBIIIII!!!!! <3333333333 PLEASE ACCEPT MY HYSTERICAL SPASMING AS AN INADEQUATE BDAY GIFT, FOR LACK OF ANYTHING I CAN DO RIGHT NOW WITHOUT BREAKING DOWN.
There's nothing wrong with 25 - the best thing about your late 20s / early 30s is you can finally start making fun of teenagers and calling them whippersnappers legitimately. That, and the fact that all of a sudden older people around you start treating you like an adult, and you actually start feeling like one.
(not in the bad "grown-up/taxes-fiscal-responsibility-mortgage" way either, but the good way, as in the not-as-condescending "you're just a child" way.)
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Date: 2008-10-30 04:46 am (UTC)...uh. I meant "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
XD
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Date: 2008-10-30 07:50 pm (UTC)XD
Date: 2008-10-30 04:47 am (UTC)Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Children dying far and near
They say cancer's caused by bheer
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Death, destruction, and despair
People dying everywhere
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Typhoid, plague, and polio
Coffins lined up in a row
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Re: XD
Date: 2008-10-30 11:01 am (UTC)Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song:
Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over!
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough
So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year
Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer
Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone
If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice
But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might
Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, deaaaaaar... Um...Um..
Er...
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Date: 2008-10-30 08:25 am (UTC)You're only as old as you feel. So if you feel 20, then darn it! You're 20 /o/
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Date: 2008-10-30 08:01 pm (UTC)XD Thank you, and I'm still trying to figure out when I quit being seventeen, let alone got all the way up to twenty-five.
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Date: 2008-10-30 09:56 am (UTC)I think I hear echoes in here.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Date: 2008-10-30 08:08 pm (UTC)Thank youuuuuuu!
See, there's one now. XD
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Date: 2008-10-30 10:35 am (UTC)ILU BABY
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Date: 2008-10-30 08:10 pm (UTC)Well, that and save me from the lion. >:3
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Date: 2008-10-30 10:57 am (UTC)Hehe! Happy Birfday!
I hereby grant you a super awsome COUPON OF REQUEST*!
You can use this coupon to request a fic or art made by moi XD!
*Producer of coupon is not responsible for any braindamage caused by use of said coupon
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Date: 2008-10-30 08:11 pm (UTC)Hee hee, thank you. Can I get some Usodabadan fanarts? >D
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Date: 2008-10-31 12:03 pm (UTC)Or should I just go crazy?
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Date: 2008-10-30 11:44 am (UTC)Happy birthday, Chibi!
*throws confetti*
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Date: 2008-10-30 05:58 pm (UTC)And...shaddup, you whippersnapper :-P
*glomp*
...haha, forgot: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! XD
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Date: 2008-10-31 05:57 am (UTC)HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Hope you had fun. :)
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Date: 2008-11-03 10:51 pm (UTC)Happy Belated!
There's nothing wrong with 25 - the best thing about your late 20s / early 30s is you can finally start making fun of teenagers and calling them whippersnappers legitimately. That, and the fact that all of a sudden older people around you start treating you like an adult, and you actually start feeling like one.
(not in the bad "grown-up/taxes-fiscal-responsibility-mortgage" way either, but the good way, as in the not-as-condescending "you're just a child" way.)