Nyarrr...

[chibi_trillian]

An MTA Shuttlebus pulled a hit-and-run on my car Friday night. It was making a three point turn in a restaurant parking lot, and my parked car was one of the points. After hitting my car's rear bumper and dragging it about a foot sideways and nearly into the car next to me, the bastard drove off and the only ID I got on him was a partial call sign. There's now a gaping hole in my rear bumper, and my alignment may be thrown off. Having driven around a bit on errands, I think I'm okay, but I still want to get it checked out.

The police officer who came to take the accident report was really nice, fortunately. The guy next to me in the BMW was in hysterics because he'd found a few scratches on his car and a ding he hadn't noticed, and was insisting that MTA ought to pay for them. The cop looked at his car, looked at the gaping hole in my car, and reamed the guy out. It didn't stop the guy from trying to convince the cop that his car was damaged, and swearing that he was going to report the officer to his superiors when the cop told him to go sit down somewhere else while he talked to the witnesses. I think the officer's superiors will take a look at the "damage" and laugh in this guy's face.

To top it off, I got pulled over on my way home for weaving in my lane. I'm not sure if it was nerves or what, but apparently I looked like a drunk driver. That cop only took my driver's license and looked at the damage, and then he wrote me a warning. I guess he checked and saw that I had a fresh hit-and-run report.

On a lighter note, in the event of apocalypse-induced anarchy and zombie infestation, I know exactly where I'm holing up: my local Home Depot.

Your average Home Depot is full of the supplies neccessary to turn it into a fortified holding, as well as many, many things that can be tuned into weapons. It's also likely to have people in it with the skills to build fortifications. Ideally, I'd like to seize an entire shopping center so I had food and water as well and build a palisade around it, but one can't have everything.

On a cool note, I lessthanthree tarvosio madly, because he bought me new dice and a dice pouch. They're so pretty!

The Surprising Lover 59% partner focus, 19% aggressiveness, 70% adventurousness

Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that: You prefer your romance and love to wild and daring rather than typical or boring, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own. This places you in the Lover Style of: The Surprising Lover. The Surprising Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and, like the name implies, is often filled with hidden delights and talents that might not be apparent from a surface knowledge of the person. The Surprising Lover is rather like a geode--sometimes rough on the exterior, but filled with beauty and wonder. The Surprising Lover is thus a gem to find, though it can sometimes be difficult to do so because they often tend to be humble and unwilling to reveal their inner greatness unless they're in a rewarding relationship. In terms of physical love, the Surprising Lover really shines, often highly imaginative and utterly devoted to bringing the heights of pleasure to the one that they truly love. Given a rewarding, reciprocative relationship, and the right lover, the Surprising Lover can be a delight in bed. Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Carnal Lover (most of all) or the Exotic Lover, or the Suave Lover. Congratulations! If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in the following: Nerds, Geeks & Dorks Professional Wrestling Buffy the Vampire Slayer America/Politics Thanks Again! -- THE LOVER STYLE PROFILE TEST

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 54% on partner focus You scored higher than 2% on aggressiveness You scored higher than 74% on adventurousness

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[asherhyder.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see. So he buys you dice and you lessthanthree him, while I go through the hard work of setting up a world for you to play in while other games are on hiatus, and not only do you fall asleep, you don't even mention it as amusing or fun in your lj? I see how it is. >sniffle< I am unloved and unappreciated!

... and didn't I MAKE you a dice pouch? And hand embroider it? .... so the unloved and unappreciated.

I must go on a journey to find someone who appreciates me! ::does dramatic dash into the sunset and promptly crashes into said sunset because it's only a cheap backdrop::