Conversations at five in the morning.

[chibi_trillian]

plotbunny_tiff: Awww, Usopp and Robin would make kind of a cute het couple.
tarvosio: Eh? You mean heterosexuality exists in the world of One Piece?
alucardblue: Yes. It's rare, but occasionally men and women are attracted to each other.
tarvosio: But wouldn't the mismatch of their parts be confusing?
alucardblue: It's a bit like a jigsaw puzzle.