Well, I liked the other one at least.
Mar. 15th, 2006 04:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chibi_trillianAs the last ZoSan got rejected for being pr0nny and pr0nlike, here's one that not only is clean, but was actually on the keyword I was supposed to be using anyway.
Title: Haunted
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG like whoa.
Summary: Zoro is a stupid boy. It's a good thing he's got someone to take care of him, even if she has to try a little harder than most.
Sanji had never put much stock in ghosts. There were enough living people out there trying to kill you or annoy you without having to worry about the dead ones.
So when he started seeing the girl, he concluded that he’d gone mad. Flickers of dark hair out of the corner of his eye, a glimpse of a sad face in the polished surface of one of his kitchen knives, thinking there was someone else in the room and finding no one there when he turned around—all signs that he’d been at sea too long.
He didn’t like being alone anymore—the weirdness was worst when he was by himself. So he found himself seeking company more and more often. He discovered almost by accident that being with the swordsman was the most like being by himself, provided that they weren’t fighting. When the marimo-head was quiet, his presence actually bordered on soothing.
Sanji knew one thing for certain—strange little dark-haired girls didn’t show up on reflective metal surfaces when the swordsman was near. Ever.
When Zoro finally called Sanji on the fact that he was trailing around after him like a frightened child, he blurted out that he went crazy whenever Zoro wasn’t around.
After Zoro slammed him into the wall and kissed him so fiercely he didn’t even have a chance to kick, he concluded that maybe he should have worded that a bit differently.
Title: Haunted
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG like whoa.
Summary: Zoro is a stupid boy. It's a good thing he's got someone to take care of him, even if she has to try a little harder than most.
Sanji had never put much stock in ghosts. There were enough living people out there trying to kill you or annoy you without having to worry about the dead ones.
So when he started seeing the girl, he concluded that he’d gone mad. Flickers of dark hair out of the corner of his eye, a glimpse of a sad face in the polished surface of one of his kitchen knives, thinking there was someone else in the room and finding no one there when he turned around—all signs that he’d been at sea too long.
He didn’t like being alone anymore—the weirdness was worst when he was by himself. So he found himself seeking company more and more often. He discovered almost by accident that being with the swordsman was the most like being by himself, provided that they weren’t fighting. When the marimo-head was quiet, his presence actually bordered on soothing.
Sanji knew one thing for certain—strange little dark-haired girls didn’t show up on reflective metal surfaces when the swordsman was near. Ever.
When Zoro finally called Sanji on the fact that he was trailing around after him like a frightened child, he blurted out that he went crazy whenever Zoro wasn’t around.
After Zoro slammed him into the wall and kissed him so fiercely he didn’t even have a chance to kick, he concluded that maybe he should have worded that a bit differently.
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Date: 2006-03-15 04:51 pm (UTC)And whomever says there's too much pr0n in something is WRONG. WRONG I SAY! *waves finger in air dramatically* (Unless it's in contest rules or something silly like that... heh.)
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Date: 2006-03-15 05:29 pm (UTC)Still, the thought of Sanji admitting that he's going insane and Zoro interpreting it to mean 'MAKE OUT WITH ME NOW'...somehow, it fits. XD
Much agreement on the 'too much porn' thing. *nodnod*
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Date: 2006-03-15 05:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-03-15 10:30 pm (UTC)Meh. I knew she didn't like pr0n much. I was kind of asking for it. She liked this one, though.
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Date: 2006-03-15 10:36 pm (UTC)Sanji: "I go crazy when you're not around!" *panicked look, nervous glance around*
What Zoro hears: "I go crazy when you're not around..." *lechy curly eyebrow waggle, check for possible crewmate interference*
Glad somebody likes my porny stuff, anyway.
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Date: 2006-03-15 10:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-03-16 05:10 pm (UTC)....*clears throat* Ah, well, yes. I have to say... I believe that this may be one of my favorite drabbles you've written. Yes indeedy. Be it because of my own ridiculous fears? Perhaps. *shifty eyes* That second paragraph? Had my eyes growing wider than any human face should allow. Descriptions... Mrrrgh...
Gooood jooob~.... Now, 'scuse me while I go close my closet door and compulsively turn on my lights now that the SEED has been planted in my head.
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Date: 2006-03-17 12:55 am (UTC)I'm glad you liked it, even if it did creep you out.
It's all good. I slept with the lights on for three nights after I saw The Grudge. Brrr, that scary little kid...
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Date: 2006-03-18 03:12 am (UTC)....That movie.... was terrifying. *cringes* Luckily though- after watching the trailer for Scary Movie 4, I am now able to snicker and giggle at the whole hand/shower scene thing.
....The rest still scares the CRAP outta me though. *shudders*
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Date: 2006-03-26 10:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-03-27 03:51 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-28 06:29 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-28 06:47 am (UTC)And Kuina! XDD How nice of her to continue to look after her rival, ne? And best of all, she has like front row seats to all the hot, gay smex the boys will be having. ...Unless, Nami, using her
all knowing smut radar in which she know men are having rough anal sex and someone's watching without paying herintuition, KNOWS Kuina watching, so all randomly during the hot, gay smex Nami barges in all, "GHOSTBUSTERS!!!" and Sanji's all, "*CLIMAX* ohhfuckkmMELLORIIIIIIIINEEE!!" and Zoro's all, "OMGWTFBBQ BITCH?!?!!?*CLIMAX*" And Nami's all, "YOU HAVE TO PAY, BITCH!" and totally pwns Kuina's ghost and traps her in the Fenton Thermos which she keeps in her room and them she quickly takes some pictures and runs off. And everyone's happy, except for Zoro and Sanji who are still "WTF?" and possibly Kuina, though she can still hear the hot, lesbo sex between Robin and Nami (but she can't see it. T_T)....I should go to bed now.
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Date: 2006-07-28 07:02 pm (UTC)And HOLY SHIT. Best. Continuation. EVER. Ghostbuster!PornQueen!Nami FTW!
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Date: 2008-10-22 10:43 am (UTC)