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chibi_trillianWith the finding of the digital camera, there can be only one possible outcome:
Usopp: “The council has looked at your case, and has made a decision.”
Sanji: “And…?”
Usopp: “Since you were a selfish, lazy bastard last time-ah, I mean, you didn’t give back an equal amount of what you were given, we have decided that you will have to give us all individual lap dances.”
Sanji: “What! Now wait just a damn minute…!”
Zoro: “You just lay there while we did all the work!”
Sanji: “But…I drew the bottom straw…”
Robin: “That is no excuse for laziness, Chef-san.”
Sanji: *whimpers*
Nami: “Oh stop whining, Sanji. It’ll be fun (for us). Pole dancing is a real turn-on.”
Usopp: “As long as he’s dancing on another guy’s pole, right?”
Nami: *giggle*
Sanji: “If Nami-swan thinks it’s attractive, I have no choice but to comply.”
Luffy: “Can I have cookies instead of a dance?”
Sanji: “…Fine.”
Chopper: “Oh! I’d like cookies also! Please?”
Sanji: “Alright! I’ll make cookies later.”
Zoro: “Screw that. I’m gonna make you work for it. And you better make it good, shitty chef.”
Sanji: “Go to hell. It’s not like you have enough to make it worth my while.”
Zoro: “Oh yeah…hey Nami, can I borrow a couple of beris to shove in his thong?”
Nami: “…You do realize I still have to charge interest, even if this is a punishment?”
Zoro: “It’s worth it.”
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Usopp: “The council has looked at your case, and has made a decision.”
Sanji: “And…?”
Usopp: “Since you were a selfish, lazy bastard last time-ah, I mean, you didn’t give back an equal amount of what you were given, we have decided that you will have to give us all individual lap dances.”
Sanji: “What! Now wait just a damn minute…!”
Zoro: “You just lay there while we did all the work!”
Sanji: “But…I drew the bottom straw…”
Robin: “That is no excuse for laziness, Chef-san.”
Sanji: *whimpers*
Nami: “Oh stop whining, Sanji. It’ll be fun (for us). Pole dancing is a real turn-on.”
Usopp: “As long as he’s dancing on another guy’s pole, right?”
Nami: *giggle*
Sanji: “If Nami-swan thinks it’s attractive, I have no choice but to comply.”
Luffy: “Can I have cookies instead of a dance?”
Sanji: “…Fine.”
Chopper: “Oh! I’d like cookies also! Please?”
Sanji: “Alright! I’ll make cookies later.”
Zoro: “Screw that. I’m gonna make you work for it. And you better make it good, shitty chef.”
Sanji: “Go to hell. It’s not like you have enough to make it worth my while.”
Zoro: “Oh yeah…hey Nami, can I borrow a couple of beris to shove in his thong?”
Nami: “…You do realize I still have to charge interest, even if this is a punishment?”
Zoro: “It’s worth it.”
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Script and Original
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