Oh snap.

[chibi_trillian]

With the finding of the digital camera, there can be only one possible outcome:







Usopp: “The council has looked at your case, and has made a decision.”



Sanji: “And…?”



Usopp: “Since you were a selfish, lazy bastard last time-ah, I mean, you didn’t give back an equal amount of what you were given, we have decided that you will have to give us all individual lap dances.”



Sanji: “What! Now wait just a damn minute…!”



Zoro: “You just lay there while we did all the work!”



Sanji: “But…I drew the bottom straw…”



Robin: “That is no excuse for laziness, Chef-san.”



Sanji: *whimpers*



Nami: “Oh stop whining, Sanji. It’ll be fun (for us). Pole dancing is a real turn-on.”



Usopp: “As long as he’s dancing on another guy’s pole, right?”
Nami: *giggle*



Sanji: “If Nami-swan thinks it’s attractive, I have no choice but to comply.”



Luffy: “Can I have cookies instead of a dance?”



Sanji: “…Fine.”



Chopper: “Oh! I’d like cookies also! Please?”



Sanji: “Alright! I’ll make cookies later.”



Zoro: “Screw that. I’m gonna make you work for it. And you better make it good, shitty chef.”



Sanji: “Go to hell. It’s not like you have enough to make it worth my while.”



Zoro: “Oh yeah…hey Nami, can I borrow a couple of beris to shove in his thong?”



Nami: “…You do realize I still have to charge interest, even if this is a punishment?”



Zoro: “It’s worth it.”

****

Script and Original Bad Idea Concept: plotbunny_tiff
Plushies and Camera: chibi_trillian

Comments

[jesscheaux.livejournal.com]

*DIES* Oh that is just too good LOLOLOL PLUSHIE ABUSE! XDDDDD and I love it that they all have props and then Sanji's like OK I'LL MAKE COOKIES LATER and he has the BREAK AND BAKE KIND HA!

Zoro is EEEEEEEVIL LOL! And he has a beer LOL

OMG I love the one with Usopp and Nami together XD YAY FOR USONAM!

XD I have that same Sanji plushie SO FRIGGIN' CUTE!

XD I laughed and laughed, thanks for posting!

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

This is why plotbunny_tiff and I shouldn't be allowed to play with toys at one in the morning.

And yes, Zoro is eeeeeeevil. That's the lechiest damn plushie I've ever seen.

And as for Sanji and the break'n'bakes...we had them lying around and couldn't resist. XD

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

“Oh yeah…hey Nami, can I borrow a couple of beris to shove in his thong?”

Put em in his falsies!

...and for some unholy reason, my brain started this thing out as a Lord of the Rings Council of Elrond parody. I don't know why, but it made things pretty funny.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Shake it, Sanji! ^_^

Well, I can see the logical connection. I'd need a couple more plushies before I could pull off a real Fellowship of the Ring parody, though.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Yay for lechy!Zoro, hugging his bottle of Absolut. Bet he was the one who suggested the punishment in the first place.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Betcha he did. He's evil like that (or at least my EvilSlut!Zoro plushie is). I bet Nami seconded the idea, though.

[ocean-phoenix.livejournal.com]

OMG, I so totally need One Piece plushies!! Funny way to start a cold, rainy Monday!

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

You so totally do. I was lucky--my sister got the whole set for me for Christmas. These things have to power to make grown-ass adults stop and play dollies. Sanji, Zoro, and Usopp have even been to a con, and they all met big versions of themselves (even if Usopp did hide in my pocket most of the day).

[yominator.livejournal.com]

Great. Now, someday, I'll be in class or something and I'll think of this, start giggling, and have people around me go "WTF is she laughing at". XD Pervy pirates!

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Very pervy pirates. Don't worry, I've started cackling in class or public about amusing fics I read the night before. You won't be alone.

[creamy-twilight.livejournal.com]

XD, poor Sanji. You know Zoro's gonna do something evil to him (just look at those eyes and smile and miniture beer bottle).

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

He's the evilest-looking plushie I've ever seen. I just wish we'd managed to find a mini of Bacardi instead of Absolut to give him, because Pirates Drink Rum.

[desyhand.livejournal.com]

Y'know, it things like this that make me both fear One Piece and yet make me one iota curiouser about it.

Hi, my name is Desy and I'm a One Piece virgin.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

We'll infect you yet..or maybe not, since the dub is so atrocious and there are no good English VAs to fangirl for it.

[nike-victory.livejournal.com]

*repost* So wishing it was possible to edit comments.

Plushie Zoro demanded it. Not the best - couldn't even fit the whole word of 'plushie' - but I tried.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/Nike_victory/Lechyplush.jpg

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Thank you for that, because he so is.

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

Dies of cuteness and laughter.XD
Zoro with wine is so cute!