Gomenasai.
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chibi_trillianApology-fic for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mettathron, since I'm a moron who can't follow simple instructions. Again. T_T
Title: STFU
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: ZoSan. Sanji gets mad; Zoro gets even.
“I—“
“Don’t want to hear it.”
“Oi!”
“Not one word.”
“Bas—“
“SHUT IT, shitty swordsman. I don’t want to hear the animalistic grunts you call speech aimed in my direction. Not now. Not later. Possibly not ever. Talk to me and I’ll shove my shoe so far down your throat your grandkids are going to be born tasting bootleather.”
“…”
“Hey!”
“…”
“Fucker! Stoppit!”
“…”
“Do you want to need to visit a proctologist to have your teeth looked at? STO—unh…ba…stard…gonna kill you…so dead…”
“…?”
“…Don’t stop…god, I think I like your mouth better like that…best use for it…”
“!”
“OW! What the FUCK have I told you about biting, asshole?”
“………”
“Nnnn…better. I’m almost inclined to forgive you.”
“…?”
“Almost.”
mettathron, since I'm a moron who can't follow simple instructions. Again. T_TTitle: STFU
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: ZoSan. Sanji gets mad; Zoro gets even.
“I—“
“Don’t want to hear it.”
“Oi!”
“Not one word.”
“Bas—“
“SHUT IT, shitty swordsman. I don’t want to hear the animalistic grunts you call speech aimed in my direction. Not now. Not later. Possibly not ever. Talk to me and I’ll shove my shoe so far down your throat your grandkids are going to be born tasting bootleather.”
“…”
“Hey!”
“…”
“Fucker! Stoppit!”
“…”
“Do you want to need to visit a proctologist to have your teeth looked at? STO—unh…ba…stard…gonna kill you…so dead…”
“…?”
“…Don’t stop…god, I think I like your mouth better like that…best use for it…”
“!”
“OW! What the FUCK have I told you about biting, asshole?”
“………”
“Nnnn…better. I’m almost inclined to forgive you.”
“…?”
“Almost.”
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Date: 2006-04-19 04:18 am (UTC)Seriously, though...heh heh. Very interesting.
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Date: 2006-04-19 06:04 pm (UTC)Seriously, I'm glad you liked it.
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Date: 2006-04-19 05:13 am (UTC)zomg, almost done with your fic. *leers*
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Date: 2006-04-19 06:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-19 11:48 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-04-19 06:10 pm (UTC)Seriously, though, I'm glad this brought you joy (and the clapping Zoro icon).
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Date: 2006-04-19 09:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-20 01:59 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-17 06:32 am (UTC)I love your fics so much. :D
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Date: 2008-10-22 11:48 am (UTC)