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kotszok, who is also the person it was written for in the first place.
Title: The Bloody Zoro Drabble (nope, couldn't think of a better title)
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13 for violence and a slightly dented swordsman.
Summary: Onesided Sanji-on-Zoro ogling. The typical aftermath of a fight--namely, Zoro's shirt's off and he's earned himself some new scars.
“Mmmph. Weak,” Zoro huffed in the direction of the fleeing pirate vessel, now running for its life with about a third of its original crew complement.
Sanji watched as a well-aimed cannonball hit the ship just above the waterline and mentally revised that number down to a quarter. He then glanced over at the rather tattered swordsman. “From the condition of your skin, I’d argue otherwise.”
Zoro growled audibly and started pulling off the red-splattered rags that were all that was left of his shirt. “It’s only surface damage. I had to take a couple of shots from that fucker with the flails so I could keep him from tangling my swords, that’s all.”
Sanji snorted and tapped a blood-soaked shoe against the deck. “Sure. Whatever you say, marimo-head.” He looked sidelong at Zoro, intending to add something else to his assessment of Zoro’s performance, but a sudden flare of fire as one of Usopp’s better shots finally found the enemy ship’s powder battery bathed the swordsman in reddish-orange light.
The lurid brilliance made the blood and sweat slicking Zoro’s skin glow almost demonically and brought the already clear contours of his muscles into high relief. Zoro’s eyes shone with near-hellish intensity as he pulled the black bandana from his head and slowly ran a hand through close-cropped green hair, anointing it with streaks of vermilion victory.
The swordsman’s tongue slipped out almost absentmindedly to lick a smear of blood from his torn lower lip, and for one crimson-lit second, Sanji wanted to join it.
Then the fire died down, the compulsion faded, and Zoro was giving him a funny look. “What? Why the hell are you staring at me, shitty chef? Looking for another fight?”
Sanji managed to recover well enough to snap out, “You should get those patched up before dinner, asshole. You may be too stupid to feel pain, but I don’t want your ass bleeding in my kitchen.”
Zoro grumbled and went off to find Chopper, and Sanji…
…Sanji had himself a cigarette, and resolved to stay the hell away from Zoro after serious fights.
kotszok, who is also the person it was written for in the first place.Title: The Bloody Zoro Drabble (nope, couldn't think of a better title)
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13 for violence and a slightly dented swordsman.
Summary: Onesided Sanji-on-Zoro ogling. The typical aftermath of a fight--namely, Zoro's shirt's off and he's earned himself some new scars.
“Mmmph. Weak,” Zoro huffed in the direction of the fleeing pirate vessel, now running for its life with about a third of its original crew complement.
Sanji watched as a well-aimed cannonball hit the ship just above the waterline and mentally revised that number down to a quarter. He then glanced over at the rather tattered swordsman. “From the condition of your skin, I’d argue otherwise.”
Zoro growled audibly and started pulling off the red-splattered rags that were all that was left of his shirt. “It’s only surface damage. I had to take a couple of shots from that fucker with the flails so I could keep him from tangling my swords, that’s all.”
Sanji snorted and tapped a blood-soaked shoe against the deck. “Sure. Whatever you say, marimo-head.” He looked sidelong at Zoro, intending to add something else to his assessment of Zoro’s performance, but a sudden flare of fire as one of Usopp’s better shots finally found the enemy ship’s powder battery bathed the swordsman in reddish-orange light.
The lurid brilliance made the blood and sweat slicking Zoro’s skin glow almost demonically and brought the already clear contours of his muscles into high relief. Zoro’s eyes shone with near-hellish intensity as he pulled the black bandana from his head and slowly ran a hand through close-cropped green hair, anointing it with streaks of vermilion victory.
The swordsman’s tongue slipped out almost absentmindedly to lick a smear of blood from his torn lower lip, and for one crimson-lit second, Sanji wanted to join it.
Then the fire died down, the compulsion faded, and Zoro was giving him a funny look. “What? Why the hell are you staring at me, shitty chef? Looking for another fight?”
Sanji managed to recover well enough to snap out, “You should get those patched up before dinner, asshole. You may be too stupid to feel pain, but I don’t want your ass bleeding in my kitchen.”
Zoro grumbled and went off to find Chopper, and Sanji…
…Sanji had himself a cigarette, and resolved to stay the hell away from Zoro after serious fights.
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(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 05:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 05:17 pm (UTC)I was so reminded of Monty Python at It’s only surface damage. "It's just a flesh wound." XD
And anointing it with streaks of vermilion victory was just so nifty. I like this one; I'm glad you shared!
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 05:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 05:24 pm (UTC)Well, at least I know I done good.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 05:27 pm (UTC)I was thinking of Monty Python when I wrote it, because Zoro is hardcore "I'm INVINCIBLE!" and Mihawk's all like "You're a looney."
I was worried about that one being a little too much, but I couldn't resist the alliteration. XD
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Date: 2006-05-04 05:29 pm (UTC)I had to take a couple of shots from that fucker with the flails so I could keep him from tangling my swords
YESSSS FUCK YES.
Also, wahahaha ALMOST POST-COITAL CIGARETTE. ALMOST. WAHAHAHAHA JGFHGAJFDHGFD THANK YOU SO MUCH this is like... MY DREAM COME TRUE. I.. I think I must kidnap you and make you write for me all the time.
*add to memories*
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 05:30 pm (UTC)Sanji's DOOMED. If Zoro doesn't get him with sex, Luffy will with cute or Usopp will with romance. Give it up, man.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 05:37 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 05:43 pm (UTC)I liked Sanji's almost-post-coital cigarette myself. He's telling himself it's his post-fight cigarette, though. XD
Haha, you don't have to kidnap me. You just have to do what
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 05:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 05:50 pm (UTC)What is LARP? It sounds familiar. Lashing... and... Ripping... People? XDXD Is a morning star one of those things Naruto throws? lol Dude, I fail at terminology. But Zoro needs to come in contact with these people mroe often?! DUDE.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 06:01 pm (UTC)LARP = Live-Action Role Play--basically D&D with real people and padded weapons. Hardcore geekery.
A morning star is a spiked iron ball on the end of a chain or a club that you hit the shit out of people with. Mmmm, medieval weaponry.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 06:06 pm (UTC)Yes yes WANT TO DRAW!!
Isn't D&D "Dine & Dash"? XD
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 06:10 pm (UTC)YAY! ARTARTART! FICFICFIC!
D&D is Dungeons and Dragons. It's also the origin of this icon. Oh crap, I'm such a geek.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 06:15 pm (UTC)YAY! FARTFARTFART!
OK! NOW YOUR ICON MAKES SENSE, AND IS AMUSING! Although no idea what Natural 20 is. HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT NOW.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 06:44 pm (UTC)A natural 20 is when you roll a twenty-sided die (d20) and it comes up twenty--a critical success. It means wootage for your character. Behold, a natural 20:
I shit you not, it actually rolled a twenty coming out of the dice bag. WHERE WAS THAT LUCK ON SATURDAY NIGHT, HUH PUNK?
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 06:54 pm (UTC)You also have to indicate what fanart you want, maybe it's easier tor equest fanart than a fanfic! :O
HAHAHAH YOUR ICON GETS FUNNIER AND FUNNIER WITH EACH EXPLANATION. ♥
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 06:54 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 08:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 09:07 pm (UTC)and Mihawk's all like "You're a looney."
*rofl*
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Date: 2006-05-04 10:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 11:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 11:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-05 03:49 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-05 04:32 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-05 04:37 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-05 04:40 am (UTC)WHAT THE HEY I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO COMMENT ON THE FIC ITSELF. X______X Go, brains, go. God -- because this is brilliant, there is beauty and sex in everything and thank heavens Sanji knows how to appreciate the wild bloody sensuality of that suicidal swordsman. Augh, I flail in wonder. ♥
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-05 04:46 am (UTC)Sorry, couldn't resist. Zoro does have a weird kind of animalistic sexy to him when he's covered in blood and all pleased with himself because he's the wins. Sanji can't resist, especially when Zoro's given good lighting. XD
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-05 04:48 am (UTC)And we all love it, especially Sanji. :D That self-satisfied smirk coupled with the lack of unharmed flesh. ^______^ It's a warm, fuzzy and gay feeling when boys ogle each other surreptitiously.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-09 02:38 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-09 02:49 am (UTC)yay yay yay demonic glow!
yay alliteration!
(yay me remembering the smart word!)
yay yay licking bloody lip!
YAY Sanji!Lust!
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-09 02:54 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-09 10:29 pm (UTC)Hopefully I'll get to your list soon--the consensus seems to be that the universe apparently needs more swordkink and bloody Strawhats.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-10 02:19 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-10 04:06 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-10-22 11:56 am (UTC)After all, there are few things sexier than a bloody Zoro... *___*