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plotbunny_tiff. So cracky, so OOC, and Zoro's like sixteen and all blushyfaced and going "I'M NOT A VIRGIN STFU." XD
Title: The Talk
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13 for stuff going on offscreen.
Summary: JohnnYosaku ~~~> Zoro. Sequel to Awkward.
“Zoro-aniki…about last night…”
“You don’t need to tell me anything. Next time I’ll…just keep my eyes closed and go back to sleep. I, uh, don’t think any less of the two of you for being…um…doing…uh…”
“Aniki, we need to talk.”
“No we don’t.”
“Yes, we do. Yosaku agrees.”
“I do, Aniki. You’re outvoted.”
“When did this become a matter of voting? We don’t need to talk, and that’s that.”
“Zoro-aniki…”
“Have you ever…”
“…had the slightest inkling…”
“…in the general direction…”
“…of possibly liking men?”
“If so…”
“Zoro-aniki…maybe next time, you’d like to join us?”
“WHAT?!”
“You seemed to be finding the view…educational?”
“Enjoyable?”
“Pleasant?”
“Titillating?”
“SHUT UP. I don’t…I’ve never…shut up. No.”
“Aniki, Johnny and I have been…together, in that sense, for a long time. We wouldn’t…really…aw hell, you tell him.”
“We don’t mind sharing, Aniki. So you don’t have to be alone if you don’t want to.”
“I…I…I think I need to go train for a while.”
“We’ll join you.”
“We could use the exercise.”
“Maybe we could spar?”
“I agree. Sparring would be…”
“Enjoyable.”
“Educational.”
“Pleasant.”
“And, from past observation, titillating. For you anyway, Aniki.”
“I…I’m going to kill you. Both.”
“Aniki, you wouldn’t.”
“Injure us, perhaps.”
“Tear our clothes a bit.”
“Some bruising.”
“Some bleeding.”
“Maybe Johnny would lose his shirt.”
“But you’d help bandage us up afterwards, right, Aniki?”
“Maybe watch us rub ointment on each other for our bruises and muscle aches.”
“I feel the distinct possibility of a pulled groin coming on.”
“Such a tragedy.”
“Really. So painful. Needs lots of liniment and maybe a nice, firm muscle rub.”
“But you’d be kind enough to tend to your injured companions, wouldn’t you, Zoro-aniki?”
“You’re turning such a shade of red, Aniki. Are you running a fever? Maybe you should sit down and rest a while.”
“We’ll go…spar. Over there.”
“And you can think on our little talk—AH!”
“Think fast, Aniki.”
“R-really fast. Yosaku…bushes. NOW.”
“Uh…Johhny, Yosaku…”
“Aniki?”
“You don’t…have to go anywhere.”
“Good answer, Zoro-aniki.”
plotbunny_tiff. So cracky, so OOC, and Zoro's like sixteen and all blushyfaced and going "I'M NOT A VIRGIN STFU." XDTitle: The Talk
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13 for stuff going on offscreen.
Summary: JohnnYosaku ~~~> Zoro. Sequel to Awkward.
“Zoro-aniki…about last night…”
“You don’t need to tell me anything. Next time I’ll…just keep my eyes closed and go back to sleep. I, uh, don’t think any less of the two of you for being…um…doing…uh…”
“Aniki, we need to talk.”
“No we don’t.”
“Yes, we do. Yosaku agrees.”
“I do, Aniki. You’re outvoted.”
“When did this become a matter of voting? We don’t need to talk, and that’s that.”
“Zoro-aniki…”
“Have you ever…”
“…had the slightest inkling…”
“…in the general direction…”
“…of possibly liking men?”
“If so…”
“Zoro-aniki…maybe next time, you’d like to join us?”
“WHAT?!”
“You seemed to be finding the view…educational?”
“Enjoyable?”
“Pleasant?”
“Titillating?”
“SHUT UP. I don’t…I’ve never…shut up. No.”
“Aniki, Johnny and I have been…together, in that sense, for a long time. We wouldn’t…really…aw hell, you tell him.”
“We don’t mind sharing, Aniki. So you don’t have to be alone if you don’t want to.”
“I…I…I think I need to go train for a while.”
“We’ll join you.”
“We could use the exercise.”
“Maybe we could spar?”
“I agree. Sparring would be…”
“Enjoyable.”
“Educational.”
“Pleasant.”
“And, from past observation, titillating. For you anyway, Aniki.”
“I…I’m going to kill you. Both.”
“Aniki, you wouldn’t.”
“Injure us, perhaps.”
“Tear our clothes a bit.”
“Some bruising.”
“Some bleeding.”
“Maybe Johnny would lose his shirt.”
“But you’d help bandage us up afterwards, right, Aniki?”
“Maybe watch us rub ointment on each other for our bruises and muscle aches.”
“I feel the distinct possibility of a pulled groin coming on.”
“Such a tragedy.”
“Really. So painful. Needs lots of liniment and maybe a nice, firm muscle rub.”
“But you’d be kind enough to tend to your injured companions, wouldn’t you, Zoro-aniki?”
“You’re turning such a shade of red, Aniki. Are you running a fever? Maybe you should sit down and rest a while.”
“We’ll go…spar. Over there.”
“And you can think on our little talk—AH!”
“Think fast, Aniki.”
“R-really fast. Yosaku…bushes. NOW.”
“Uh…Johhny, Yosaku…”
“Aniki?”
“You don’t…have to go anywhere.”
“Good answer, Zoro-aniki.”
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Date: 2006-07-24 10:50 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-25 02:45 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-24 09:31 pm (UTC)"I feel the distinct possibility of a pulled groin coming on." XD Absolutely shameless!
And I definitely feel like the "Enjoyable? Educational? Pleasant? Titillating?" list is going to find a lot of use in my everyday life. Probably in inappropriate situations. ^_^
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Date: 2006-07-25 02:48 am (UTC)