Hey, fun times.

[chibi_trillian]

Yazoinked from jadeprince.

You give me a prompt of five things one of my characters would do, would not do, like, dislike, whatever you want, and I'll answer.

"Five things that [character] ________."

e.g., Five things that Hina has gotten Smoker out of.

Five things that make Sogeking immensely sexy.

Fandoms: One Piece, Bleach (through end of Soul Society, manga only), Lord of the Rings, Bakuretsu Hunters, and Star Trek (TOS, TNG, and VOY).

OCs: Ethan, Sarah, Aaron, or anyone from Candweir (St. Jude); Nahte, Sasnak, Noraa, or Oel (Tseduj); Trillian/Neo-Trillian, Bridgid, or Ivy (Endgame/Renaissance); Diana (Dark Ages); Dr. Ted (Evalise); Aere (Magic Knights--LOL ANGSTMONKEY).

This will keep me amused whilst I work on dethorats' birthday fic and maybe that foursome fic too.

Comments

[jadeprince.livejournal.com]

Five things that Hina has gotten Smoker INTO.

Aaaaand... Five ways that Q would like to make the human race (or a few particular Starfleet officers) his bitch that he hasn't already tried.

(you can ask of me a second if you'd like. X3)

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

1. Trouble. XD
2. More dark, smelly public bathrooms than he really cares to think about.
3. That one nightclub where that guy who apparently had a thing for men in uniform wouldn't leave him alone. Smoker's been secretly terrified of mascara-wearing men ever since.
4. Therapy.
5. Zeff's pants.


1. A viral advertising campaign, using literal virii to stamp his name on the ass of every human who's ever had sex with a Starfleet captain...in other words, every human. XD
2. Bringing back an army of James T. Kirk clones, because everyone knows that Kirk clones improve any party.
3. Challenging Trelane and the Traveler to a contest--whoever can piss Picard off the most wins. The Traveler's got an unfortunate advantage, having Wesley on his side and all, but Q's confident he can take him.
4. Installing Stargates on Terra, ch'Havran, Cardassia, and Qo'noS.
5. Going back in time and having mad, passionate sex with Picard's mother, JUST so he can say, "Jean-Luc, I am your father."

[yuki-kokoro.livejournal.com]

How about five urges Tashigi is repressing? ^^

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

1. The urge to declare her love for Hina to the world.
2. The urge to get out there and find shirts that are a little less boring and dull.
3. The urge to look into Lasik surgery.
4. The urge to "accidentally" walk in on Smoker and Ace.
5. The urge to write a love letter to Wadou Ichimonji. "Dearest Wadou, I hope that green-haired brute is treating you well..."

[seangaffney.livejournal.com]

Five strangest places Aokiji has fallen asleep.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

1. A Narcoleptics Anonymous meeting.
2. Hina's cabin. He had a hard time explaining that one afterwards.
3. A strip club. Worst. Bachelor Party. Ever.
4. While eating dinner with a freckled guy at that one Navy base. At least he wasn't alone.
5. His bed.

[alita-b-angel.livejournal.com]

Five Things Luffy DIDN'T manage to fit in his mouth.

and,

Five Things the Straw Hat Crew have found nesting in their hair.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

1. ZORO'S MASSIVE MANCOCK the entire refrigerator, and then only because it was bolted to the floor.
2. Chopper.
3. The GDP-equivalent in food of a large country. He's only up to medium-sized countries, but he's working on it.
4. The middle of Sanji's special cake. Awwwww. ;_;
5. That funny-shaped REALLY BIG rubber sausage he found in with Sanji's stuff, and he only failed in that because Sanji caught him with it and took it.


1. Flowers, in Zoro's case, which brought...
2. BEES! OH NOES!
3. Spiders, to eat the bees.
4. Birds, to eat the spiders.
5. Lizards, to eat the birds. And them lizards made some damn fine eatin'.

[alita-b-angel.livejournal.com]

*SNORFLE*

Special CAKE!!!

Oh Rubber Sausage.

Sanji's fumbling excuse: I need this to make molds for future sausages! You like sausages don't you? I NEED IT FOR SAUSAGE MAKING.

[ecphrastic.livejournal.com]

Five things that Zeff couldn't tell Sanji. XDD

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

1. "Sanji, I am your father." "You know, eggplant, women are overrated."
2. The eleven secret herbs and spices. As a result, Sanji's fried chicken's never been as good as Zeff's, and he weeps over that fact to this day.
3. The identity of his long-lost Marine lover. XD
4. How to actually grow decent facial hair.
5. What leg tastes like.

[ecphrastic.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD SNAP TO THE LAST ONE!! Actually I was like, "SNAP TO THE FIRST O -- OH SHIT THE SECOND ONE -- AHAHA THREE XDDDDD ...FOUR BURNS LIKE THE DEPTHS OF HELL FUCKING CHRIST ON A CRACKER NUMBER FIVE"

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

Five things Zoro has put in his pants.

Whuh.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

1. His fourth sword. XD
2. Johnny.
3. Yosaku.
4. Sanji.
5. A cucumber. Hey, a man needs his vegetables, even if the shitty chef couldn't stop staring at his crotch all day for some reason.

[riskygamble.livejournal.com]

5 things Chocolate doesn't mind sharing with Tira?

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

1. Knot-tying tips.
2. Carrot-beating duties.
3. Mille Feuille.
4. Her twenty-four can case of Whupass. Tira usually brings her own, though.
5. Every TMI moment she's ever had.

[empererpenguin.livejournal.com]

Five things Ace would love to do to Smoker that he hasn't gotten a chance to yet.
Five things Luffy has noticed about his crew that no one else has.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

1. Mera Mera no Public-Jeans-Incineration.
2. Actually surprise the old git.
3. Get Tashigi to be his formal co-conspirator so Smoker has to fight a two-front war.
4. Propose, just to make Smoker's head explode.
5. Top.


1. That Zoro doesn't wear underwear most of the time.
2. That Nami doesn't wear underwear most of the time either.
3. That Sanji has a serious food fetish. SERIOUS.
4. That Usopp's lies have an eerie way of eventually coming true.
5. That Chopper gets way more chicks than Sanji does.

[kitty-foxglove.livejournal.com]

Are you still doing this?
If so, five things that Marron has sighed and shaken his head at.