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chibi_trillianI will not write a One Piece/Master & Commander novels crossover.
Even though Jack Aubrey and Smoker would get along famously.
Even though Stephen Maturin would spooge his pants and die if he ever ran into Chopper. Or All Blue. Or the Island of Strange Creatures. Or the Grand Line's extensive collection of Sea Kings. Or, heaven forbid, the Spot-Billed Duck Squadron.
Even though Stephen and Jack are nearly more canon-gay than Johnny and Yosaku.
Not writing it. Not ever. Because the universe doesn't need that crossover.
Even though it would be easy as hell to pull off.
NO. *hides*
Even though Jack Aubrey and Smoker would get along famously.
Even though Stephen Maturin would spooge his pants and die if he ever ran into Chopper. Or All Blue. Or the Island of Strange Creatures. Or the Grand Line's extensive collection of Sea Kings. Or, heaven forbid, the Spot-Billed Duck Squadron.
Even though Stephen and Jack are nearly more canon-gay than Johnny and Yosaku.
Not writing it. Not ever. Because the universe doesn't need that crossover.
Even though it would be easy as hell to pull off.
NO. *hides*
