Kaya's all about the music.
Feb. 13th, 2007 06:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chibi_trillianAs part of an agreement with Tiff, I said I'd post this if she wrote and posted a Metal!verse drabble about Kaya and her propensity for Toki-style codpieces.
Title: Chromebitch
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: Metal!verse. Chicks are brutal, especially to Zoro.
Zoro remembered Kaya and Usopp’s wedding very well. He remembered his stupid bow tie digging into his neck, he remembered his hellacious hangover, he remembered wondering if Usopp was going to puke for the fourth time that morning or just pass out entirely from nerves, and he remembered that Kaya had looked delicate and fragile in her wedding dress, like the really good plates at the restaurant where Sanji worked.
Nowadays, he frequently wondered how he’d managed to put “Kaya” and “delicate” in the same thought. It seemed especially inconceivable now, as her pointy little elbow slammed into the side of his head. In her defense, it was a mosh pit, and you were here to get the shit beaten out of you in time to the music, but she was a bit more targeted than the average flying metal-animated meat-puppet.
The elbow hit home again like a lightpole into an unhelmeted motorcyclist’s skull, inflicting pain and a deep curiosity as to why God had elected to do this to him. He finally caved in to her unspoken (and probably inaudible anyway) demand, grabbed her, and tossed her in the general direction of the stage. Metal concerts tended to be serious sausage festivals, and the audiences (and usually the bands) loved pretty blonde crowd surfers. She’d be kicking the shit out of a security guard in no time. Zoro, on the other hand, had to body-slam his way to the front, old-school style. And Usopp…would be man enough to hold his wife’s wallet, keys, cell phone, pager, jewelry, and CD over at the bar while she moshed with the big boys.
Zoro caught a flash of one of Kaya’s steel-toed boots catching a particularly gropey sonuvabitch in the face, and he felt a vague stirring of regret deep in the darkest, most brutal parts of his soul for the fact that Kaya had been born female.
Title: Chromebitch
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: Metal!verse. Chicks are brutal, especially to Zoro.
Zoro remembered Kaya and Usopp’s wedding very well. He remembered his stupid bow tie digging into his neck, he remembered his hellacious hangover, he remembered wondering if Usopp was going to puke for the fourth time that morning or just pass out entirely from nerves, and he remembered that Kaya had looked delicate and fragile in her wedding dress, like the really good plates at the restaurant where Sanji worked.
Nowadays, he frequently wondered how he’d managed to put “Kaya” and “delicate” in the same thought. It seemed especially inconceivable now, as her pointy little elbow slammed into the side of his head. In her defense, it was a mosh pit, and you were here to get the shit beaten out of you in time to the music, but she was a bit more targeted than the average flying metal-animated meat-puppet.
The elbow hit home again like a lightpole into an unhelmeted motorcyclist’s skull, inflicting pain and a deep curiosity as to why God had elected to do this to him. He finally caved in to her unspoken (and probably inaudible anyway) demand, grabbed her, and tossed her in the general direction of the stage. Metal concerts tended to be serious sausage festivals, and the audiences (and usually the bands) loved pretty blonde crowd surfers. She’d be kicking the shit out of a security guard in no time. Zoro, on the other hand, had to body-slam his way to the front, old-school style. And Usopp…would be man enough to hold his wife’s wallet, keys, cell phone, pager, jewelry, and CD over at the bar while she moshed with the big boys.
Zoro caught a flash of one of Kaya’s steel-toed boots catching a particularly gropey sonuvabitch in the face, and he felt a vague stirring of regret deep in the darkest, most brutal parts of his soul for the fact that Kaya had been born female.
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Date: 2007-02-13 11:58 pm (UTC)And when is Sanji gonna buy Usopp a man-purse?
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Date: 2007-02-14 12:07 am (UTC)I so love the metal!verse...
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Date: 2007-02-14 03:50 am (UTC)Oh, so much love for Kaya, Zoro and our favorite manly Usopp ^__^ Hmm, better not let Sanji catch that small Kaya-related musing, or I'm sure he'd show Zoro he can be brutal too (hmm, would metal!verse Sanji get jealous...? We saw Zoro give Gin the green-eyed gaze n' threat treatment...)
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Date: 2007-02-14 04:16 am (UTC)This made me cackle out loud. Not just the regular grin, nor a giggle. Cackle. Thats how awesome this is.
he felt a vague stirring of regret deep in the darkest, most brutal parts of his soul for the fact that Kaya had been born female.
Awwww <3
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Date: 2007-02-14 08:55 am (UTC)Now I'm curious as to who they're seeing.
XD You said sausage festival.
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Date: 2007-02-14 12:48 pm (UTC)Also CHIBI WHY HAS MY PACKAGE NOT ARRIVED YET GOD DAMN IT I HOPE IT'S NOT LOST AND DESTROYED *SOBS*
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Date: 2007-02-14 12:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-02-15 09:28 am (UTC)Awww... She and Usopp fit so well together... XD