Crappy Katsucon Report.

[chibi_trillian]

So, I'm broke then. I went $80 over my budget by buying a Sanji resin figure because I couldn't not buy him. He goes with Zoro...and he's pretty...and he's hard to find online...and...and...and...

I also left for the con with one drawing on my pants and came back with at least a dozen more. The most interesting one was jadeprince illustrating my ass. Literally. There is now a drawing of Usopp on my butt. I also have Mr. 2 Bon Clay love on the leg of my pants. I've got an autograph from a random vendor in the dealer's room, a blessing from the Reverend Brother Pastor Deacon Doctor Nicholas D. Wolfwood, a Zorolet from kinbu, a random surfer guy, a scribble from a Luffy cosplayer, and mettathron drew One Piecery down near my shoes.

Plushies Usopp, Sanji, and Zoro went to the con and were enriched by the experience (I hope so, anyway). They all found at least one matching cosplayer to hang out with, and Usopp got snuggled.

mettathron is a glob of happy fangirly goo. I (finally) found a Nami/Vivi doujinshi for plotbunny_tiff (ETA: Snap. Turned out not to be Nami/Vivi. plotbunny_tiff still happy, though--bonus Tashigi cheesecake in back). desyhand made it through a con without crying. All of these are good.

Today was the coldest it has been all year. It was cold as balls, by which I mean Testicles, Greek god of stupidity and ice. I thought I was going to freeze into a popsicle walking back to the metro station. This was bad.

I got an hour and a half's worth of sleep. I had a can of Monster for breakfast. I had a can of Monster and some sugar for lunch. I spent three or four hours so high on caffeine that I was vibrating, and then crashed hard at about 9pm while watching Howl's Moving Castle.

And now, plotbunny_tiff and desyhand are screaming "Crystal butt plug! CRYSTAL BUTT PLUG! Of DRAMA!"

I love cons.

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[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

I might photograph my pants (assuming I can find my digital camera) because they've picked up some nice art. Need to go to a few more cons, though--there's still visible denim.

"Crystal butt plug! Of DRAMA!" comes from the anime "Moby Dick." It's atrocious in an unintentionally hilarious way--some of the ships are strangely designed (hence the crystal butt plug, because that's what it looked like), they overuse the "dramatic" crosshatch shading, and the storyline is a horrid mess of plotholes. Add to that complete ignorance of physics in a space drama, and you have "Moby Dick."

[desyhand.livejournal.com]

And don't forget hot androids. Hot androids probed by a ships shaped like a white wale and whose vomit sparkles.

Ah Due...we'll find out who you are...

[plotbunny-tiff.livejournal.com]

But we already know he's a gay elf-ninja android who cries when he gets stuff in his eye...what more is there?

[desyhand.livejournal.com]

Was it snow? Was it white? Was it white snow? It's beautiful!

And apparently I'm attractive to gay guys, and elf-nijas rock, so I still fail to see a downside to this...

Hey lookit Chibi! Your post has become a message board!

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Yes! Transformation complete! I win!

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