Waugh.

[chibi_trillian]

Empty, I sit. Waiting for an idea, a plot, something good.

Something that's not Zeff/Smoker waybackwhen fic.

Something that's not Bon Clay backstory fic.

Something that doesn't involve Usopp building an Infinite Improbability Drive and hooking Luffy up to it as a power source.

Something that doesn't involve the Dane Cook cashew skit and the men of the Going Merry.

Gods, someone save me from my own brain. *sob*

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[paxnirvana.livejournal.com]

But what's wrong with stories about a rookie Smoker running into Red Leg Zeff? *tries to look innocent, fails*

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

I refuse to add any more planks to that ship. (Did it even exist before I unleashed it on OPY100?) I'd have to write Smoker being young. And less grouchy. And possibly in possession of a sense of humor. And even if I bet Zeff used to be a goodlooking guy when he was in his twenties, before he got grumpy and almost starved to death...

Oh crap. The jitte versus Red Leg style.

Does Smoker believe in All Blue?

WAUGH! Why am I even thinking this stuff?

[paxnirvana.livejournal.com]

I bet Zeff was HOT when he was younger. *grins wickedly* And a younger, less hardcore Smoker? With a snarky, bitchy Hina as his friend? *feeds bunnies more carrots as fast as can* Oh, Zeff's long legs... *drools*

Jitte vs Red Leg style?! *brain aspolde*

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Something that doesn't involve Usopp building an Infinite Improbability Drive and hooking Luffy up to it as a power source.

You win the internet. Dude, they could go everywhere in one afternoon and still have time for a cracker party.

About Zeff/Smoker pastfic? You should totally go for it. O-)

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Yes! I've won the internet! Now I'm going to Disney World!

...or not, as last time I was there it sucked.

Seriously, they'd find the One Piece in no time at all, and I bet you can only get to All Blue using an Infinite Improbability Drive. I feel bad for the potted petunias, though.

You people are evil. Against my better judgement, I have written this thing (though it's really closer to vague ogling than actual slash at this point). Arg.

[nike-victory.livejournal.com]

I'll be nice and give you something else to think about.

What would happen if two seperate people shared a Devil's Fruit? (I'm thinking along the lines of "Mom! He won't share the Devil's Fruit with me!" "Share with your sister!" "Ick. It tastes horrible anyway. You can have it.") Would they get powers? If they did, would they get the same powers, similar ones (like one being able to stretch and the other being able to bounce, if it was the GomuGomu Fruit), or just part of the power (like a zoan fruit user who only had one transformation form aside from their normal shape while the other person got the other transformation)?

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking something either Wonder Twins-esque or Captain Planet-like--"By our powers combined" and all that. Can they both kind of swim, or do they both sink?

Can they stand being out of physical proximity to each other, since they're sharing a curse? If they're separated, do they become dead-normal humans, able to swim, whole nine yards, but with no abilities? What's the radius on that sort of thing?

For Logia abilities, would they physically merge? Would they be able to separate again afterwards, or would they remain a chimera of two people in one body, glued together by their shared curse?

[nike-victory.livejournal.com]

I like the idea of them having to touch each other to use the power. I also like the idea that they don't like being seperated, but if they do they'd become normal humans. Something seastone-esque happening would be better, though. No powers, but can't swim, either. The Logia thing would be a scary side-effect that would prevent most people from trying to do something similar (or be a good way for two villians who try to do it to go. No way they'd remain sane after that). The Logia thing would probably be similar to what would happen if they were Zoan. Someone would end up as the horse's ass unless they pulled a ChessMarimo.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Hrm, you're right. The seastone idea makes more sense.

I bet that would make a good villain for the Strawhats--two people who shared a Mera-Mera Fruit or some such, merged into a single flame/lightning bolt/smoke cloud/whatever the first time they fully activated their Logia power, and now inhabit the same body. If they were opposite sexes before, that'd be doubly traumatic. I agree with the "batshit crazy" part. Hrm...I could see Zoro arguing that killing them is an act of kindness. O_O

[nike-victory.livejournal.com]

Strangely enough, I can picture Zoro doing that too. And if he doesn't, Sanji would.

The full activation would probably end up being accidental. They'd be disgusted and disappointed when they tried to use the power by themselves, perhaps fight against each other because the other ruined they're chances of getting a power along with the sinking sensation, and then, oops! Two people in one form. The seperate sexes thing would be very traumatic. So would joining with someone you didn't actually like to begin with. It would take self-hatred to a whole new level.

[nike-victory.livejournal.com]

And now that I've thought about it, if they're miserable, they'd want other people to be just as miserable. What would they think of Zoro and Sanji, who fight each other all the time? And what would they do if they got ahold of another Devil's Fruit?

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

That's EVIL.

I like it. Is it possible to force-feed someone half a Devil Fruit? Can you imagine how it would be after for Zoro and Sanji? They have insane power they can never, ever call on and they can no longer swim. And if they ever, ever, EVER completely lose their tempers with each other...

The same thing would probably apply to having sex, or doing anything horrifically emotional with each other. Either Sanji or Zoro would attempt to leave the ship and crew just to make sure it doesn't happen...and if they do, they've always got this pull on them, telling them to go back to their other half...

Evil. And delicious. ^____^

[nike-victory.livejournal.com]

They could certainly try. Maybe something like from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom where they force the mouth open and then close it and hold the nose, forcing them to swallow it. Or force a funnel into the victim's mouth and pour the pureed fruit into the funnel...

And then there's the crew's reactions. If they tried to stop it from happening and failed. Or Sanji jumping in after Luffy gets knocked overboard only to realize too late that he can't swim like he used to.

To make it a happy ending, it would have to be a Paramecia-type where they wouldn't accidently join together. Except no one would be willing to try and see if it was something like that. Too much to lose, including their sense of self.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Luffy would beat himself up so badly if Sanji almost drowned because he failed to save him from getting forcefed Devil Fruit. Nami and Usopp would be the only swimmers left on board--here's hoping Zoro, big bastard that he is, never falls in deep water.

Damn, this would make an awesome multichapter fic. Unfortunately, I have a hard time keeping such things rolling, especially with ZoSan. I do know someone who recently proved that she doesn't, though...it likely wouldn't have a happy ending, though. She likes angst. Ah well. Worth dangling it in front of her.

Here, mettathron, mettathron, mettathron...

[jadeprince.livejournal.com]

Personally I'm all for anything that references Dane Cook. XD

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Cashew + wang + boredom = "Hey guys, I just thought of a great new game!"

If I write that, it has to be as a contest. Luffy's Gomu Gomu no Ecchi abilities vs. Sanji's food and wang handling skills vs. Usopp's sharpshooting prowess.

I think Zoro would get frustrated and slice the cashew in half after he missed for the umptysquillionth time, so he and Chopper get to be the referees and stand off to one side making annoying sports commentary.

I don't know if even I can survive that level of crack.

[alucardblue.livejournal.com]

go for the cashew fic chibi. It woulld be ever so much fun. especially for us who get to read.

[creamy-twilight.livejournal.com]

Wow, you asked to be saved from your own brain, but it seems like everyone wants you to drown in more bunnies *lures some bunnies with plot for Smoker/Luffy* Yes fluffy bunnies, take the bait!

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

*shoos away the plotbunnies* I've got enough already, including one that's now big enough to squish me. I don't need more.

[tgecko.livejournal.com]

And a plethora of really cool icons. :D

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

You know, I just made that one so I'd have a Smoker-related icon. I managed to quote Freud on an icon, go me!