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[chibi_trillian]

Your random Smokertastical thought of the day:

Smoker's smoke can probably be used for tentacle sex.

And my happy ass would PAY to see Smoker molest Ace (or somebody) from fifteen feet away, without getting up from his chair or looking away from his morning paper.

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[snarkymonkey.livejournal.com]

*wriggles*

Oh, god. Yes.

And it's such a tasty bunny...

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Yes. Now we need someone to write it.

[snarkymonkey.livejournal.com]

...What would be a good one would be Smoker on the den-den mushi with someone while Ace is in seastone cuffs getting properly molested on the bed behind him. Because smoke can be thick enough to keep him quiet.

Honestly, I'm not thinking about this at all.

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU FOR THAT DISTURBING MENTAL IMAGE.

Not.

Maybe I should try to feed you some Zeff/Zoro bunnies in retaliation after all.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOO! Zeff/Zoro, no!

I can't help it that my fragile, delicate mind has been corrupted by tentacle sex which Sanji so isn't having in my icon.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

YES. Plus smoke-tentacle bondage. Mmmm-hmmm, yup. Doesn't slip, doesn't catch, releases when you want it to, doesn't when you don't, and never leaves marks. For when Ace is being just that techy bit too annoying and uppity.

I'm not thinking about it either, I swear.

[snarkymonkey.livejournal.com]

And smoke can increase and decrease in size. All sorts of areas it can get into that other...stuff can't. And of course, it can be everywhere at once.

....I swear, not giving this one moment's thought. *shakes head*

[denimjo.livejournal.com]

Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase 'to blow smoke up one's ass,' doesn't it? *shudders*

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

I think that deserves a rimshot for being the most wrong pun I' have heard all day.

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Of course yes. If Zoro can't have Sanji (busy smexing up Mr 2) and Zeff can't have Smoker (busy smexing up Aokiji), then they can both settle for second best. It all makes sense.

Tentacle sex is scary. And the two of you up there are not making me think about it one bit either. >_>

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Smoke doesn't get tired, either. Or chafed. Probably good for tickling, too.

It's really a good thing that neither of us is thinking about this, or we'd be in trouble.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

*twitchtwitch, braindeath from horrible pairings, drool*

Now look what you've done. I can't write fiction without a brain!

...Wait, I have before. It usually turns out well.

It's good that you've joined the "Not thinking about smoke-tentacle sex" club with us.

[denimjo.livejournal.com]

I live to horrify. >=D

[creamy-twilight.livejournal.com]

XD oh man, I think anyone would pay for that and Ace would collect money and even set up a stage for it. XD

[mettathron.livejournal.com]

-,=

Would you? Would you really? How much?

...

*twitch*

...

*evil grin*

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Ace is a dirty, dirty whore and an exhibitionist. He'd love every second of it.

Gods bless his deviant little soul.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

If I get honest-to-gods tentacle porn out of you?

....

Name your price. I might even part with Sanji for that.

[snarkymonkey.livejournal.com]

Oh, probably. Whoever gets on the receiving end of smoke is going to be a mass of wriggling by the time it's all over. So oversensitzed the slightest thing will make that person cry out.

I know! I haven't been thinking about it all day. =3

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Real sex is going to feel like heaven after the smokey lovins. Finally getting some real friction after all that smoke-tentacle molestation...

They're also going to have one hell of a nicotine high, after. Especially if they didn't smoke in the first place.

It's good to know you've kept your mind on other, more important, less perverted things all day today. A wholesome mind is a treasure to behold!

[alita-b-angel.livejournal.com]

Hee, that's a thought I've in indulged in ever since I saw his tentacle arms. I'm glad someone else sees the light.

*leer*

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Yay! Let's do the happy tentacle-porn hunters dance! Which is much like the happy bounty hunter dance, but with more suggestive arm motions!

*lechy grin*