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[chibi_trillian]

Your random Smokertastical thought of the day:

Smoker's smoke can probably be used for tentacle sex.

And my happy ass would PAY to see Smoker molest Ace (or somebody) from fifteen feet away, without getting up from his chair or looking away from his morning paper.

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[snarkymonkey.livejournal.com]

...What would be a good one would be Smoker on the den-den mushi with someone while Ace is in seastone cuffs getting properly molested on the bed behind him. Because smoke can be thick enough to keep him quiet.

Honestly, I'm not thinking about this at all.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

YES. Plus smoke-tentacle bondage. Mmmm-hmmm, yup. Doesn't slip, doesn't catch, releases when you want it to, doesn't when you don't, and never leaves marks. For when Ace is being just that techy bit too annoying and uppity.

I'm not thinking about it either, I swear.

[snarkymonkey.livejournal.com]

And smoke can increase and decrease in size. All sorts of areas it can get into that other...stuff can't. And of course, it can be everywhere at once.

....I swear, not giving this one moment's thought. *shakes head*

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Smoke doesn't get tired, either. Or chafed. Probably good for tickling, too.

It's really a good thing that neither of us is thinking about this, or we'd be in trouble.

[snarkymonkey.livejournal.com]

Oh, probably. Whoever gets on the receiving end of smoke is going to be a mass of wriggling by the time it's all over. So oversensitzed the slightest thing will make that person cry out.

I know! I haven't been thinking about it all day. =3

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Real sex is going to feel like heaven after the smokey lovins. Finally getting some real friction after all that smoke-tentacle molestation...

They're also going to have one hell of a nicotine high, after. Especially if they didn't smoke in the first place.

It's good to know you've kept your mind on other, more important, less perverted things all day today. A wholesome mind is a treasure to behold!