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[chibi_trillian]

Your random Smokertastical thought of the day:

Smoker's smoke can probably be used for tentacle sex.

And my happy ass would PAY to see Smoker molest Ace (or somebody) from fifteen feet away, without getting up from his chair or looking away from his morning paper.

Comments

[snarkymonkey.livejournal.com]

Oh, probably. Whoever gets on the receiving end of smoke is going to be a mass of wriggling by the time it's all over. So oversensitzed the slightest thing will make that person cry out.

I know! I haven't been thinking about it all day. =3

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Real sex is going to feel like heaven after the smokey lovins. Finally getting some real friction after all that smoke-tentacle molestation...

They're also going to have one hell of a nicotine high, after. Especially if they didn't smoke in the first place.

It's good to know you've kept your mind on other, more important, less perverted things all day today. A wholesome mind is a treasure to behold!