Waugh.

Empty, I sit. Waiting for an idea, a plot, something good.

Something that's not Zeff/Smoker waybackwhen fic.

Something that's not Bon Clay backstory fic.

Something that doesn't involve Usopp building an Infinite Improbability Drive and hooking Luffy up to it as a power source.

Something that doesn't involve the Dane Cook cashew skit and the men of the Going Merry.

Gods, someone save me from my own brain. *sob*

Weirdest Ship in the 'Verse.

Since people don't save me from my own plotbunnies, they get this instead. Told you all it was a bad idea.

Title: Acquired Taste, Chapter One: Not a Good Day
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG.
Summary: A hop into the One Piece Wayback Machine. When a pirate chef meets a Marine, a bad time is had by all. Light Zeff/Smoker overtones. Probably to be continued (unfortunately) if people don't beat me to death for desecrating the characters like this.

( In which a shopping trip goes awry. )